Its not factual, its bifractual like 3 o'clock noon. Now im out here tippin my hat to all them ladies....or trans human boys in the crowd since you aint got the fangs to do shit about it. I'm gonna put this blog out there like a dusty fucking road and your going down on it like the sequel to deep throat.
So an Icon died, but he will be back some how. I mean shit how many times have you been like oh well killed Dracula fuck that guy. And what happens next time your door bell rings at midnight thirty? Yep there's Dracula ready to get your wives draws all dirty.
In all serious we it's a monumental detriment to the industry history, I mean this guy was fucking Dracula. He did the job and then some, I remember being a kid and this guy scared the living shit out of me so bad I wouldn't walk down the hall at night....now I don't know why Dracula would want to come to bum fuck Tn and sneak into a trailer by two yes two fucking cemeteries but hey you never know what kinda jollies he might be into.
I could go on and on about the history and how sad it is and the like but I wont. I wont even throw out facts since they fucking suck too. The guy was a franchise, you need his name? Then you don't need this blog.....go back to your heroin hos.
Ok Ill bend for you like my penis did that one time...then it broke...but I didn't need surgery cause that shits like Vegito and shit...Christopher Motherfuckin Lee. Dracula to you bitches. He was doin that damn cloak and fang bite a bad bitch on the ass thing before Ted Bundy even opened his first box of Cheerios. The guy did it and did it like a fucking boss even with folks like Boris Karloff on cast. He did the shit even when it didn't pay the bills cause he knew bitches wasn't shit and had to feed their kids when their welfare checks came up short.
Wait what? Are those facts? Are you gay? Shit don't come here and put your bullshit down on me I came here to extend the American Dream and make bad women scream. Well I did. But that's behind us *hides the mask*. Yeah so he got knighted too. Now that's cool and all cause he did them deeds for his country and shit, and others...and all that shit but the queens so sauced up she woulda knighted bubbles the fucking monkey and shit probably even the Cat faced fucking devil....sans spaghetti.
This blog brought to you by scary ass Dracula and Dusty fuckin Rhoades since you though Id leave him out and shit right? Right? Wrong. Don't play with me, I'm like a fucking m eighty and your a fool hardy kid that didn't know the fuse was made in china.
In all serious we it's a monumental detriment to the industry history, I mean this guy was fucking Dracula. He did the job and then some, I remember being a kid and this guy scared the living shit out of me so bad I wouldn't walk down the hall at night....now I don't know why Dracula would want to come to bum fuck Tn and sneak into a trailer by two yes two fucking cemeteries but hey you never know what kinda jollies he might be into.
I could go on and on about the history and how sad it is and the like but I wont. I wont even throw out facts since they fucking suck too. The guy was a franchise, you need his name? Then you don't need this blog.....go back to your heroin hos.
Ok Ill bend for you like my penis did that one time...then it broke...but I didn't need surgery cause that shits like Vegito and shit...Christopher Motherfuckin Lee. Dracula to you bitches. He was doin that damn cloak and fang bite a bad bitch on the ass thing before Ted Bundy even opened his first box of Cheerios. The guy did it and did it like a fucking boss even with folks like Boris Karloff on cast. He did the shit even when it didn't pay the bills cause he knew bitches wasn't shit and had to feed their kids when their welfare checks came up short.
Wait what? Are those facts? Are you gay? Shit don't come here and put your bullshit down on me I came here to extend the American Dream and make bad women scream. Well I did. But that's behind us *hides the mask*. Yeah so he got knighted too. Now that's cool and all cause he did them deeds for his country and shit, and others...and all that shit but the queens so sauced up she woulda knighted bubbles the fucking monkey and shit probably even the Cat faced fucking devil....sans spaghetti.
This blog brought to you by scary ass Dracula and Dusty fuckin Rhoades since you though Id leave him out and shit right? Right? Wrong. Don't play with me, I'm like a fucking m eighty and your a fool hardy kid that didn't know the fuse was made in china.
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