Yeah I don’t like bud light. Taste like shit more than ass on an episode of tosh . O. And you know that fags gay…and if you didn’t then maybe you need to get checked too…you just might have a dick growing out of your ass. But still…bud light…its like someone drank Budweiser and sharted it out all over a bottle or into a vat that turned into a can. Shit taste like shit is an insult to dodo.
Well of course that and the fact that you can get green ones even though its supposed to be the top seller in the nation…that's like saying Christopher Lee would make a good prom date for your daughter. Now I'm not saying I don’t drink beer that has the bud name in the title….I go for bud select…ninety nine calories and a bitch aint one there…all kinds of flavor not a lot of bullshit headache cream or donkey dicks ground up in a bottle there. Now my preferred beer…or rather just the one I kinda affiliated with is..Miller Lite.
Its none too overbearing on the taste front…its got a nice swanky can…now retro even…I remember seeing that when I was a kid well back in the early eighties…so it’s kind of like going back in the way back machine…I don’t know maybe its cause someone fucked up and bought me a bunch of miller lite swag…maybe I fucked too many women that only drank it…and in doing so it soaked in through my pours…..or maybe I just like the shit…who knows…and don’t say the shadow cause that shit just conveys a feeling of morose unease.
o you want a big send off sir? Ma'am…aliens in drag well fuck that. You get shit. So eat a shit, on a pizza crust…maybe reverse shit it back into your ass…like that Saturday night…at band cam…never mind. Nothing to see here people just move along.