Well I finally got my ultimate job at work? Is it though. Well I think so unless I ascribe to the be the man roll to the point of selling my sole and letting someone stick things up my ass so far you can smell the strawberries and Crisco every time I burp. So yeah maybe this it. Some minor modification may be necessary...but such is life.
I mean, how many things did you buy and not have to work on at some point? Oh. Man? Well it must be nice to be right then. Since I buy shit that I normally will have to or do end up just modifying for whatever reason. That's the American way and shit. If you didn't know that get your ass back to china. Not to say I dont like china, I mean I cant take not easting at least one of the seven stars around the moon every month or so.
Now also of course obligatory round eye, their women are nice comment too. Well not THAT round eyed, so maybe I can get away with it. Just dont tell the woman I told you to tell em that, but then if she read any of these blogs for the past four or five or actually...more like twelve years. Yeah I wonder how many of you have been here since it started.....and know where it did?
Ok Ill spoil it for you then, it started on MySpace, but I deleted that account to cut down on some bad blood. Along with it went the original blogs, which were really.....kinda weak. I mean they may have innovated the picture blog and the look at this *insert dick pic* post you probably see every five minutes on Tumblr or some such bullshit....but that's nothing compared to what you have here eh?
Yeah I know I been bitching this volume, and I had this downturn. But you know if I dont tell ya how will you sleep at night? Well? Of course that's why I had to come by and help fuck it all up. Im like a Craigslist deal where the guy shows up in panty hose and naked from the waste down and all you wanted to sell him was your twelve inch lcd Magnavox.
This blog brought to you by mashed potatoes and gravy, cause you cant get one without the other, also it sounds of some bad...very BAD anal sex to me. I mean I can mash my potato but I dont want no fucking gravy with it in that case.
Now also of course obligatory round eye, their women are nice comment too. Well not THAT round eyed, so maybe I can get away with it. Just dont tell the woman I told you to tell em that, but then if she read any of these blogs for the past four or five or actually...more like twelve years. Yeah I wonder how many of you have been here since it started.....and know where it did?
Ok Ill spoil it for you then, it started on MySpace, but I deleted that account to cut down on some bad blood. Along with it went the original blogs, which were really.....kinda weak. I mean they may have innovated the picture blog and the look at this *insert dick pic* post you probably see every five minutes on Tumblr or some such bullshit....but that's nothing compared to what you have here eh?
Yeah I know I been bitching this volume, and I had this downturn. But you know if I dont tell ya how will you sleep at night? Well? Of course that's why I had to come by and help fuck it all up. Im like a Craigslist deal where the guy shows up in panty hose and naked from the waste down and all you wanted to sell him was your twelve inch lcd Magnavox.
This blog brought to you by mashed potatoes and gravy, cause you cant get one without the other, also it sounds of some bad...very BAD anal sex to me. I mean I can mash my potato but I dont want no fucking gravy with it in that case.
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