Yeah. The loop hath been broken. Like some nails on the chalk board and ilk within like the scarecrow seeking a brain I have returned. Wait...I was just here last week?
Wait...Whiskey dick? What?? *insert the beat* For your brain and your ears, assuage all fears it runs on alcohol. A monster in my pants waiting for them panties to fall...yeah. End rhyme. End life...end sobriety. I dont want you to get it twisted and say I was raping your eyes with my blog again. Again?
No...wait...
Yeah. So I just got a first gen i Pad. Well this may come to you late so like last year I got one? I got it to read comics on the bigger, still good screen, same rez as my kindle fire...but pops more? I dont know. I use a couple apps on it. I was like fuck an i Pad. I bought the woman a mini...it looks great...but it like my time and morality and unlike my dick and ego...is still mini.
So I opted like many a man to go the old tried true *cheap* route, and I am most pleased. If you read digital comics, have a collection...legit or no, I'm not here to judge, or want to start reading, get the i Pad. I have to use comic flow since my shits old.....it works flawlessly. Amazing. The kindle kicks ass but it feels slower than the i Pad still, and looks good but who wants seven when you can have nine point seven....ladies?
Yeah, so try it out. Magazines I'm sure would be great too, maybe all your porno you keep stashed....keep it stashed on the run....all that skat and shat and fuck tha cat....maybe the doberman rolled in the hay with the farmers daughter fuck if I know. Or care. I bet she did it...you ever see how many doggie bags she brought home?
So in closing, give the big Apple a try, even used. Help a crack head out and buy his used apple products for ten percent the original cost. You wont be sorry...well you might if he wiped the aids on it...but I cant help ya there...just make sure you get it tested first...
No...wait...
Yeah. So I just got a first gen i Pad. Well this may come to you late so like last year I got one? I got it to read comics on the bigger, still good screen, same rez as my kindle fire...but pops more? I dont know. I use a couple apps on it. I was like fuck an i Pad. I bought the woman a mini...it looks great...but it like my time and morality and unlike my dick and ego...is still mini.
So I opted like many a man to go the old tried true *cheap* route, and I am most pleased. If you read digital comics, have a collection...legit or no, I'm not here to judge, or want to start reading, get the i Pad. I have to use comic flow since my shits old.....it works flawlessly. Amazing. The kindle kicks ass but it feels slower than the i Pad still, and looks good but who wants seven when you can have nine point seven....ladies?
Yeah, so try it out. Magazines I'm sure would be great too, maybe all your porno you keep stashed....keep it stashed on the run....all that skat and shat and fuck tha cat....maybe the doberman rolled in the hay with the farmers daughter fuck if I know. Or care. I bet she did it...you ever see how many doggie bags she brought home?
So in closing, give the big Apple a try, even used. Help a crack head out and buy his used apple products for ten percent the original cost. You wont be sorry...well you might if he wiped the aids on it...but I cant help ya there...just make sure you get it tested first...