And if you dont then stow it cause Ima throw it up all over you like my name was Jeremy. First name Ron.
No ladies, gentlemen. All you do is make me tell guys like my little bro to get paid by old women and to enjoy it. I mean he is fading fast on his prime right? Give me a fucking break. I think I am in my prime now. Broken down, on the way out...but fuck if I dont know what I can do...and fuck if I'm not fucktional. You figure it out. I think its some more brainwashing.
What did he say? Has he been drinking again? Did I ever stop? I mean sometimes I think I need to remind the world of why I'm still here. Why this site after all these years is worth about a cool three fifty. Not dollars...but hundreds...thousands? Shit you'd be reading the Bill Cosby files here if that was the case. Yeah I know I would sell this world of bliss and happiness...but that's all part of the American dream.
Damn what was that I think i lost track...but yeah I think sometimes I need to vent and I havent. I think I need to just hit the hotel and show some random bitch my dick...then when they pull theirs out in reply...well America's most wanted would be back in business.
Oh yeah and try to say some funny shit about the above. Go ahead, cause if your a man and do I bet you'd be a) jealous b) intimidated c) excited. I got no time for that shit. I'm d) Deadly, Dangerous and fucking out of control. So come see what you dont want to, and I ain't talking a fucking mirror so you can see your fucking shriveled bitch tits either.
Ok Ok. I'm gonna lay it down now. Just like you should have. But you didn't did you? Just thought ya did. cause you know you never did, just ask her next boy friend.