Well now here we are again worse than Howard Stern getting beat by the LAPD with a diabetes gun in a van down by the river under cover of a golf caddy named Pinto. Yeah you thought again the world was safe and you could stray back to my side of them track…..marks. This time though maybe you have hit on something more than just your cousin for once…note how I did not say bigger…since that would be a feat in and of itself past the rapture.
So this is the house jack built…after he went home, smoke some meth, beat his wife and then crashed an ambulance into a parked car filled with cross dressing clowns seeking ethical bondage and play time romance. This is like the tragedy that was Rowan Romanski not doing that second Dio album…and he didn’t even call back Vivian Campbell…but I digress. Which I haven’t done in a long time…about as long as the last time you took a shower, not the golden variety mind you, r Kelly called he wants his salt shaker back bitch.
Hey don’t look at me I didn’t call you a bitch it was R K to the K K and hes mad and flaming on like nuke when he has the red pill but cant get off the blue and his dick explodes like a radiator in the summer at a stop sign on the hill at the end of cove.
Wait…did any of that just happen? I thought I was Vin Diesel for a second there but then I had to flash back to reality…how could I be that cock hunter…I'm not bald and not gay.
Ok then back to your regular life…I'm done with this tirade that should be hit with mining spade like the day you were born and they saw the math equation 2+4=y*x=devil horns behind your ear.
And I lost my train of thoughts…and wonder…does anyone out there have any nude pics of Katey Segal circa married with children?
No I wont pay you for them…but a link would be nice…and you could tell someone you did at least one good thing in your life if you send it to me….
Hey don’t look at me I didn’t call you a bitch it was R K to the K K and hes mad and flaming on like nuke when he has the red pill but cant get off the blue and his dick explodes like a radiator in the summer at a stop sign on the hill at the end of cove.
Wait…did any of that just happen? I thought I was Vin Diesel for a second there but then I had to flash back to reality…how could I be that cock hunter…I'm not bald and not gay.
Ok then back to your regular life…I'm done with this tirade that should be hit with mining spade like the day you were born and they saw the math equation 2+4=y*x=devil horns behind your ear.
And I lost my train of thoughts…and wonder…does anyone out there have any nude pics of Katey Segal circa married with children?
No I wont pay you for them…but a link would be nice…and you could tell someone you did at least one good thing in your life if you send it to me….
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