You know I know. I see a lot of shit. I know a lot of shit…but now I know I shouldn’t tell everyone that. Cause when you know shit…its a threat. Now don’t get me wrong if you know it and it makes the bad people go away or pays their bills…shit your in the good. But if you know and you comment at the wrong time there goes the fucking neighborhood.
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So....I tried to be normal. I tried to be wit it. I bought no mans sky to run on my new rig. Nice rig...lemme enlighten ya since I dont share much of that shit here....Intel i7 6700k 4.0 stock, z710 board, 32 gb corsair ram....sli Evga gtx970 FTW sli card....a new 2560x1440 monitor from the cheap Korean folks makin nice. Yeah its good for a nobody that's broke af. Don't ask about the mouse keyboard...I'm working on it folks....its kinda OK...but nothing like my beast ass fucking mechanical that the sex candle dont ask* killed.
Yeah. I come here to piss and moan more now. I bet I'm off subject worse than a filth grader from your school system too. Maybe I seem like I just throw this shit on here? Maybe you don’t understand even after reading all of these…what near three hundred? Maybe more post…that I know whats going on in every fucking one of these.
Well ladies…gentlemen…..we are back. I am back. I am nothing…but I am everything. I have to see that through more now than ever. No not a God Complex dick. Its something more…maybe you don’t understand that though. I think I came here to self medicate…and I forgot my needle. I'm here to burn the house down this time and I don’t want you to rebuild that motherfucker.
You ever see a porn star and be like...man I would date her? I mean in all seriousness...not with the porn angle. So many dicks came into the picture already I dont think yours is of much consequence here....I'm taking the hot ass ones that you think you could be cool with?
People. I just put the Slayer on, and sat down. I don’t like to do current events anymore. I don’t like to do shit that’s going to just go in one ear out the other. I don’t like to make fucking sense to you let alone me….now I doubt I do to you…but hey shit happens. What is that you ask some kind of disclaimer? I don’t know…maybe this is the feel ill steal and emotion volume.
Yeah I bet that sounds like a he-man…no not the kind that’s gonna let you play with his butt either. I mean the Masters of the Universe type. Well shit. That still sounds gay af. Not helping here sir. Ok ok. I know. How about I say its just what I feel right this second. Even though I am listening to a cover of one of favorite songs by a band I have the utmost love for? Yeah I would tell you but that would ruin the end….then I might have to kill you.
Yeah I need to make a break out like I took a steak out and beat a puppy with it. I need to get my cock out and beat if like its name was Jimmy Hoffa and I was Al Capone on methadone. I haven’t done that shit in…well. A long time. Seriously.
Well now I thought I was to retire…But no I suppose I couldn’t live such a simple life. Though I do hear I am a simple man. The one thing I think I would want but not to hear in a way that is meant to reverse motivate me…to in doctorate me…maybe deflate and infuriate me. I guess I should pull a fast and the furious and shave my head like Vin Diesel and go out on a tangent with ten sequels with all but one sucking…but I think I that would be déjà vu.
So maybe since the comment section is dryer than my exes vagina...one of you women that had the privilege? Yes that needs a question mark.....to actually feel the weight of my....membership card chime in over here. I mean just a thought...just a bite...just a nibble.
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