Which is probably not a subject for this spot...this cry whiny nay....for help....but I digress.........
Yeah we back. In black. wait. I should surely not be saying that...since my attire is navy blue.....and well....this is pc year and we aren't talking computers.
Which is probably not a subject for this spot...this cry whiny nay....for help....but I digress.........
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So now you know I said I was coming back....but I never left. I was just out in the rain. Working like a beats of burden...breaking this back...forgetting all the wit and shit that made this part of my little slice of Americana.....
Well I have to apologize for not being able to keep things up. Seriously, real talk, one hundred what the fuck ever you want to hear. I don’t even know if anyone reads this, but I told ya it really doesn't even matter. It’s the fact of creating. I think I should go over that here….I think I should self medicate and just let it fly…like I have been doing in this volume. So like the chocolate bomber....and the insincere queer and debonare...no wait...strike that queer comment...my names not Hilary. Que the drum beat....the break....the mate..fuck it guys just grab it by the pussy I know I would.
So I would say I am just restless but maybe insane. I don’t know. Maybe I need something that ends in the words…..”cane”. Not Micheal either. But hey I could be wrong…maybe I just moved too fast in a past life or something?
Welcome back everyone, Insert huge smile here, how are we today? Oh good? Yes that’s wonderful. So long as I am, insert menacing scowl, Yes if not I would rather you kill yourself than look in my direction. I mean I am such an Adonis…so important to this world, like I was the second coming but I decided that I had better things to do.
I mean your only human right? I mean you have thoughts....feelings, dreams, and fears. I have...well I have...fears and nightmares. Its like a fucking Stephen King book in here sometimes. I think I should go out and say for a human...I get to suffer the condition like I never believed.....this mortal coil bullshit. This you will live a long life hype....
So I guess all the Tasmanian bullshit I spouted fell under the moniker of what goes around this time right? I mean I know you know I announced by now this is the end of the world…well this world. For now? Well. I don’t know. But would it make you feel like you got drug behind a dumpster and stabbed if I said it was?
I know with me…that’s probably some fucked up ass comment right? Its probably some racially motivated hate crime waiting to happen like when I named my guitar black on black *crime*. Wait you didn’t laugh? You don’t know me.
Now I heard about this soap. Its called dodo. Or Du Du, or some thing. Well I don’t use it…I hear its deep cleansing…..like I guess you use it so you can get your ass ate….or if you pussy/dick stinks. I don’t know, I don’t have a pussy, my dick doesn't stink and I don’t go around getting my ass ate….js.
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