So....I tried to be normal. I tried to be wit it. I bought no mans sky to run on my new rig. Nice rig...lemme enlighten ya since I dont share much of that shit here....Intel i7 6700k 4.0 stock, z710 board, 32 gb corsair ram....sli Evga gtx970 FTW sli card....a new 2560x1440 monitor from the cheap Korean folks makin nice. Yeah its good for a nobody that's broke af. Don't ask about the mouse keyboard...I'm working on it folks....its kinda OK...but nothing like my beast ass fucking mechanical that the sex candle dont ask* killed.
Yeah so I bought No mans sky...it should be called no game for old young...men or women...not even Bruce Jenner's. I mean I think I may be insane now since I have been able to mindlessly play it for hours....but that's probably just the evil in me. You just fucking fly around...and just get shit...you dont do anything. You just live like day to day life...without the fun or nicety of getting a new house or building shit....I mean its like mine craft minus building...and with a space ship.
Wait....did I just kinda go everywhere there....my bad. And I still did say I play that shit...but this kb is killing my wrist faster than rough masturbation with a left handed dildo. Shit. Anyways...if you could just build log cabin and put a toilet in it this shit would be the best game since StrarBound...which is excellent in a kinda....off brand Terraria way. Its like all the games that try to be Diablo 2...and make the shit better...but they dont get that that shit is so perfect cause its so simple...its to the point.
No mans sky is like a long blow job from a chick thats fat but not too fat...but it just dont get you off. And then when you fuck her its so boring...you dont go soft but you cant cum either. Its like bang bang and your nuts feel like cactus jack. What color is her hair? Ah well....fuck it red. Its like you looked forward to this shit...like yeah ima bust this ass...then you get the dick in mouth but its not got a throat and it aint even warm enough...its like damn...lets see what that ass is like...and its big....but the pussy flat...and your like FUCK. Ok then Ima bang it down...and you still feel like someone stuck an Anbesol condom on me instead of my customary trojan....but yeah. Its ok...go buy it...support it...like a Dave Mustaine at rehab.
I leave you with that...its ok....and ill play it stream it..maybe you will catch me...though probably not...https://www.twitch.tv/maestro187/profile. Never on...but hey neither is your porch light and I still see the hookers coming in and out right? So go on give it a shot...
Wait....did I just kinda go everywhere there....my bad. And I still did say I play that shit...but this kb is killing my wrist faster than rough masturbation with a left handed dildo. Shit. Anyways...if you could just build log cabin and put a toilet in it this shit would be the best game since StrarBound...which is excellent in a kinda....off brand Terraria way. Its like all the games that try to be Diablo 2...and make the shit better...but they dont get that that shit is so perfect cause its so simple...its to the point.
No mans sky is like a long blow job from a chick thats fat but not too fat...but it just dont get you off. And then when you fuck her its so boring...you dont go soft but you cant cum either. Its like bang bang and your nuts feel like cactus jack. What color is her hair? Ah well....fuck it red. Its like you looked forward to this shit...like yeah ima bust this ass...then you get the dick in mouth but its not got a throat and it aint even warm enough...its like damn...lets see what that ass is like...and its big....but the pussy flat...and your like FUCK. Ok then Ima bang it down...and you still feel like someone stuck an Anbesol condom on me instead of my customary trojan....but yeah. Its ok...go buy it...support it...like a Dave Mustaine at rehab.
I leave you with that...its ok....and ill play it stream it..maybe you will catch me...though probably not...https://www.twitch.tv/maestro187/profile. Never on...but hey neither is your porch light and I still see the hookers coming in and out right? So go on give it a shot...
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