You ever see a porn star and be like...man I would date her? I mean in all seriousness...not with the porn angle. So many dicks came into the picture already I dont think yours is of much consequence here....I'm taking the hot ass ones that you think you could be cool with?
No kids with em of course, cause if you do that your gonna end up blowing a lot of asses off. Of course there some benefits to em too, threesomes anal etc. Well. Better be, cause if they pull that I do it at work I dont want to do it at home shit...id flip shit. And you must by now be like he watches a lot of porn....not really. But you know the Charlie Sheen itus...minus the HIV gets to me too.
I think Bree Olsen looks fucking ridiculous...how did ole Charlie score that? Man damn. Then you got women like the burning hot Shione Cooper. I wont lie....that's a porn star I would have to break down and marry. F cup? Twenty something? European? Yes please. You dont even need to insert coin here for me to start that game.
Now you say why would you marry a porn star? Well. I wouldn't have any kids with her, but I can commit my life to sitting next to a woman that looks like she does porn, fuck it that give me the excuse to be dressed like some lunatic and act the part too. Also I bet she can pay the bills....probably dont give two shit about what she does....and can take you on vacation like a boss. See, all pluses. Just dont put a bun in the oven cause then motherfuckers be comin out the wood work like media and social disease....which only one friend can cure.
Yes my friend, your gun. That friend that says little, but makes a big splash. When people see it...much like the rappers have claimed for years...people pay attention. Pull your chrome and watch the room turn into the floor for which your soapbox was built. Wait...weren't we talking about hot porn stars?
Yes, I wont go into details...but busty bad ass mid to late twenty year old porn stars...feel free to drop me a line. I got something for ya you wouldn't believe. Wait. You would, and would probably yawn. But fuck it, I can make you feel like playing the love game is better than monopoly with a free line of crystal meth after you pass go....so what do you got to lose?
I think Bree Olsen looks fucking ridiculous...how did ole Charlie score that? Man damn. Then you got women like the burning hot Shione Cooper. I wont lie....that's a porn star I would have to break down and marry. F cup? Twenty something? European? Yes please. You dont even need to insert coin here for me to start that game.
Now you say why would you marry a porn star? Well. I wouldn't have any kids with her, but I can commit my life to sitting next to a woman that looks like she does porn, fuck it that give me the excuse to be dressed like some lunatic and act the part too. Also I bet she can pay the bills....probably dont give two shit about what she does....and can take you on vacation like a boss. See, all pluses. Just dont put a bun in the oven cause then motherfuckers be comin out the wood work like media and social disease....which only one friend can cure.
Yes my friend, your gun. That friend that says little, but makes a big splash. When people see it...much like the rappers have claimed for years...people pay attention. Pull your chrome and watch the room turn into the floor for which your soapbox was built. Wait...weren't we talking about hot porn stars?
Yes, I wont go into details...but busty bad ass mid to late twenty year old porn stars...feel free to drop me a line. I got something for ya you wouldn't believe. Wait. You would, and would probably yawn. But fuck it, I can make you feel like playing the love game is better than monopoly with a free line of crystal meth after you pass go....so what do you got to lose?
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