Narcocist

Welcome back everyone, Insert huge smile here, how are we today?  Oh good?  Yes that’s wonderful.  So long as I am, insert menacing scowl, Yes if not I would rather you kill yourself than look in my direction.  I mean I am such an Adonis…so important to this world, like I was the second coming but I decided that I had better things to do.

Too much?  Yeah maybe.  But its true of some people.  I mean I can be a narcissist. I know I have to score high…which is bad…I mean look at me and lol.  Then look at you and cry.  Yeah see.  Back to facts…then I see people that the above paragraph are to a t. A big fucking T. Like an upside down dick going into a supermodels mouth T.  Well no in my case goin into some reprobate from the French quarter trailer park tramp stamp factory bitch…but we aren’t talking about me here.  

Yeah so..before I lose my mind…again.  I see these peoples. Yes I meant to put peoples.  Since you don’t understand that the plural of person is people.  I wonder if they tested if the doctor would just come out with a gun and shoot them or tie them to a table and perform a lobotomy right there…..

I seriously wonder.  I wonder if you could go to jail for being so vain…seriously I mean its like Aphrodite mixed with a side of Madonna…..then you throw on Donald Trump and Lady Gaga to see who's dick is bigger.  

I bet I know who…and she will swear she don’t have one…..but we know…you know…..

Howard Stern