Yeah so its a recession and all, wasnt there one of those back during the first Bush admin? I read some of the paper everyday and see blah blah stimulus blah blah monkey dick bail outs and the dow has dropped 88000000 points today because Bugs Bunny farted in Elmer Fudds mouth. What the fuck kind of country is this becoming?
And this is recession?
Ma bun decat sexual
I just had a no dream nap on the couch with the tv set to channel 10, local television as a sleep aid. That nap was so good I had to come tell you.
Controversy breeds controversy, and as you all know by now we have a nice pig pot of that shit as of November forth. Ya it's boiling like a pot of sour shit in diarrhea cum soaked draws and dirty condoms.
Well seeing as how I turn 30 in what a day now and have shit to do right now I thought I would just come and mind fuck the audience again with yet another bunch of incoherent offensive lines of organic not orgasmic bullshit. But I bet you wished I had wrote orgasmic....since Americas fuck Nazis communities love that shit behind closed doors.
A Gary Coleman Expose
How the hell is Gary Coleman supposed to live a normal life when he still looks like one of the Garbage Pail Kids?
I know the title is a burning question in the mind of anyone that had read Peter Pan, and don’t even start that shit about the Live action movie, that was Nazi propaganda..Ok. Peter pan must have been gay since he never wanted to grow up. Well, that and he lived in NeverLand....Do you know who also lives in NeverLand??
So its almost a new year and here I am with shit to say and constipation on my mind....like the worlds constipation. Things arent so bad...but damn Im a irate and irritable kind of guy...
Wow Look at this.
No no...its not my dick...dont get all excited and shit...I know I know its just legendary...but no. I really dont have much to say that was just to get your simian attentions cause dicks and pussy are what make the world go around like money and cupcakes. Just been out for a dunk in the drink and want to see you fuckers are still reading cause attention is a high priced commodity among youth these days ( I should know Im old) So unless you got me some money or some chinese food and bud select....you can lick penut butter off big foots balls....
Thank you...and that is all..
I just come to realize...
That I really need to take a piss right now. I mean as I type this it feels like my dicks gonna explode. All the bladder tension and shit its like a water hose thats folded over and its all about to blow up. But I being so considerate...suffer to write this is a blog and inform you of just what Im doing at this very moment. Like so many others and I know you cant wait for the I next one..."I just figured out..." ya its gonna be when I need to take a shit so bad my stomach and ass are about to blow up like a bomb. I mean one of those shits where you can barely reach the toilet before it hits you like a crackhead with a brick....anyways Im gonna go piss now. I hope you enjoyed my suffering.
And remember kids..........jelly goes on bread and biscuits not your asshole. If you put it there someone with penut butter on their dick will try to make a sandwich with you.
About The Author
This is my original Blog spread over quite a few years at MySpace.com.