That I really need to take a piss right now. I mean as I type this it feels like my dicks gonna explode. All the bladder tension and shit its like a water hose thats folded over and its all about to blow up. But I being so considerate...suffer to write this is a blog and inform you of just what Im doing at this very moment. Like so many others and I know you cant wait for the I next one..."I just figured out..." ya its gonna be when I need to take a shit so bad my stomach and ass are about to blow up like a bomb. I mean one of those shits where you can barely reach the toilet before it hits you like a crackhead with a brick....anyways Im gonna go piss now. I hope you enjoyed my suffering.
And remember kids..........jelly goes on bread and biscuits not your asshole. If you put it there someone with penut butter on their dick will try to make a sandwich with you.
And remember kids..........jelly goes on bread and biscuits not your asshole. If you put it there someone with penut butter on their dick will try to make a sandwich with you.
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