Wow Look at this.

No no...its not my dick...dont get all excited and shit...I know I know its just legendary...but no.  I really dont have much to say that was just to get your simian attentions cause dicks and pussy are what make the world go around like money and cupcakes.  Just been out for a dunk in the drink and want to see you fuckers are still reading cause attention is a high priced commodity among youth these days ( I should know Im old)  So unless you got me some money or some chinese food and bud select....you can lick penut butter off big foots balls....
Thank you...and that is all..