How the hell is Gary Coleman supposed to live a normal life when he still looks like one of the Garbage Pail Kids?
Why couldn't he just be like the other child stars and rob liquor stores and do drugs, all while fading from public eye to lead....a normal life? why didn't he just go live with Jacko to save them kids? For fucks sake Mike....hes LEGAL!! Or...was he the one that lured Peter Pan and the Lost boys to Neverland Ranch? Or....is he actually still acting? Is he Bubbles theMonkey...Jackos faithful side kick?? How about why Gary beat up that whore and ran over the only person left in America that wants his autograph? Is it because he just wants to go bowling and live a normal life? Or is it because hes forty years old and still looks like a dumpster abortion? Well I guess If I was a midget that got beat up by Vanilla Ice on tv I'd probably pay whores to let me beat them up too, well that or I'd just go to the bathroom after Magic Johnson and lick the seat.
When I look at Gary Coleman I see a penut butter feltcher with a side of jelly covered glory holes working for tips at Harpos. Thank you and have a good night.
*Necessary disclaimer to keep the Fbi, Supreme Court, Jacko and Gary Coleman from jumping off a stack of boxes like in phantasm on me off my ass*
This is a work of fiction, all characters are either made up or glutton for online punishment at the time of this writting.
When I look at Gary Coleman I see a penut butter feltcher with a side of jelly covered glory holes working for tips at Harpos. Thank you and have a good night.
*Necessary disclaimer to keep the Fbi, Supreme Court, Jacko and Gary Coleman from jumping off a stack of boxes like in phantasm on me off my ass*
This is a work of fiction, all characters are either made up or glutton for online punishment at the time of this writting.
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