Why Peter Pan never wanted to grow up and more...

I know the title is a burning question in the mind of anyone that had read Peter Pan,  and don’t even start that shit about the Live action movie, that was Nazi propaganda..Ok.  Peter pan must have been gay since he never wanted to grow up.  Well, that and he lived in NeverLand....Do you know who also lives in NeverLand??  

No forget that serial killer Captain Hook, think....Micheal Jackson.  I mean a murderer pirate cant be near as terrifying as a black pop singer turned white pedophile. Just ask Macaulay Culkin, who must have had the worst run of luck since Christopher Reeve.  If you don’t know the story heres how it goes (at least from the hearsay I have been privileged to hearing).  Your in a block buster movie that stays in the theater for like four years, earn a fortune, you do a sequel to said block buster movie, more fortune, then before your old enough to spend it your parents misappropriate it and send you off to NeverLand to get touched by Jacko.  Later in life you get married only to get divorced when the bitch finds out you don’t have any damn money.  Then out of all this all you get is fucking Christina Ricci?!  Come on Gilbert Grape could have picked Christina Ricci up in a bar for fucks sake.  Not even picking up Lindsey Lohan and Jessica Simpson for a threesome could make all that shit right.  Drew Barrimore you say? She could make it all right again?  Well, she is a freak *so I read* and all but....she fucked Tom Green...Shes had goat fucker, rat sucker balls on her, and he hangs out at Harpos.  Anyways, whatever did happen to Micheal Jackson?  And who the fuck goes to get plastic surgery to look like their sister??!  What the fuck is wrong with you?  What about Cocoa the monkey?  Chimp aids?  Did Cocoa frame Jacko?  Had Cocoa become the sole mean for Jacko to vent his albino estrogen fueled fits of menopausal passion and rage now?  After all this....has Peter Pan finally decided its time to grow up?  Or is he a P.O.W  along with the rest of the lost boys in the dungeons of NeverLand Ranch?  My God some call John Walsh or the Ghost busters, something damn....someone needs to save Peter Pan and the Lost boys......

Penut Butter contains salmonila now so you stop putting it on your balls.  Its called evolution people...you have abused nature for to long and now its time for payback.

*Necessary disclaimer to keep the Fbi, Supreme Court and Jacko off my ass*
This is a work of fiction, all characters are either made up or glutton for online punishment at the time of this writting.