Controversy breeds controversy, and as you all know by now we have a nice pig pot of that shit as of November forth. Ya it's boiling like a pot of sour shit in diarrhea cum soaked draws and dirty condoms.
Yet again my confidence in the american people is about as high as a limp dick at a bukake party. But what choice did we *The Electoral College* have? I didnt keep up like so many of america did, but far be it for me to sit idle during such an event. Its ironic the choices we had too this year, a 200 year old man who would have died due to alshiemers and viagra. Who of course would have followed on with GW's plans. Or the african american hawaiin born man who has to change it all for the sake of all? Ok I would have no problem with Osama, Obama...sorry, if he had more experience in organized politics.
Mccain and his bush continuation and Sarah Pallin our first female Pres? No sorry damned if you do there fucked if you do sounds more like it. While we on the subject, Pallins pretty damned hot for a lady over forty, and wow how cool would it be to say you fucked the first female pres?? Or, even the first female vp nominee?? That...that and she isnt the sharpest knife in the white chapels whore back.
Anyways...back to America. All things considered and none at once, Obama picked a prime time to run, and had no worry about Hilary Clinton...why? Well because it would seem the Presidency in its hollywood media crack addicted state had to have the biggest shock! Our pres will either be Webster or a lesbian! Yes, I excluded the republican party due to the fact that a dog turd could have won if it was running for the democrats. See america needed a shake up, something to knock the taste of dirty butthole, kolostomy bag blowjobs and aids needles left by the Bush administration out. Now we have a president with about as much experience as Gary Coleman has people skills and americas errupting with more bullshit than Micheal Jackson at an orphanage. Oh? Melting pot you say? How about you go cook your next meal in the toilet that be more like it. Since Hilary lost and though I hated the idea of a president with pms, she did have more experience to offer. Now president Webster has his work cut out for him, Id suggest he take a hard look at the last eight years, and throw it in the trash, take a shit on it then burn it. Then get some non constipated, older than moses advisors, wipe the patriot act load of donkey shit out, reform our healthcare system...well give us one, and ask ole Bill how he fixed the dephicit. Maybe then we can be ok with this circus tent election sideshow, where were all the clowns and elephants anyways??
Matter of fact. Why the fuck didnt we just have a democratic candidate race? Winner is president. Would have saved a lot of bullshit. Well I digress then we wouldnt have seen Sarah Pallin up there waxin extatic and pushing the envelope of taste to her adoring public. Well maybe adoring because they wanted to see her get naked and then strap it on with Hilary.
Oh well congrats to Obama who does I admit again show he is a man of opportunity, and to Mccain because he got to see Sarah Pallins titts, and why is this taking so long?? Cause I get paid by the word asshole. Go figure it out.
Is it time to give up on the whole penut butter thing yet? I mean really you can only get aids once, so go on shoot up not like it can kill your twice.
Multumesc, La revedere.
*Necessary disclaimer to keep the Fbi, Supreme Court, US armed forces, The Un, Secret Service and everyone else in America off my ass*
This is a work of fiction, all characters are either made up or glutton for online punishment at the time of this writting.
Mccain and his bush continuation and Sarah Pallin our first female Pres? No sorry damned if you do there fucked if you do sounds more like it. While we on the subject, Pallins pretty damned hot for a lady over forty, and wow how cool would it be to say you fucked the first female pres?? Or, even the first female vp nominee?? That...that and she isnt the sharpest knife in the white chapels whore back.
Anyways...back to America. All things considered and none at once, Obama picked a prime time to run, and had no worry about Hilary Clinton...why? Well because it would seem the Presidency in its hollywood media crack addicted state had to have the biggest shock! Our pres will either be Webster or a lesbian! Yes, I excluded the republican party due to the fact that a dog turd could have won if it was running for the democrats. See america needed a shake up, something to knock the taste of dirty butthole, kolostomy bag blowjobs and aids needles left by the Bush administration out. Now we have a president with about as much experience as Gary Coleman has people skills and americas errupting with more bullshit than Micheal Jackson at an orphanage. Oh? Melting pot you say? How about you go cook your next meal in the toilet that be more like it. Since Hilary lost and though I hated the idea of a president with pms, she did have more experience to offer. Now president Webster has his work cut out for him, Id suggest he take a hard look at the last eight years, and throw it in the trash, take a shit on it then burn it. Then get some non constipated, older than moses advisors, wipe the patriot act load of donkey shit out, reform our healthcare system...well give us one, and ask ole Bill how he fixed the dephicit. Maybe then we can be ok with this circus tent election sideshow, where were all the clowns and elephants anyways??
Matter of fact. Why the fuck didnt we just have a democratic candidate race? Winner is president. Would have saved a lot of bullshit. Well I digress then we wouldnt have seen Sarah Pallin up there waxin extatic and pushing the envelope of taste to her adoring public. Well maybe adoring because they wanted to see her get naked and then strap it on with Hilary.
Oh well congrats to Obama who does I admit again show he is a man of opportunity, and to Mccain because he got to see Sarah Pallins titts, and why is this taking so long?? Cause I get paid by the word asshole. Go figure it out.
Is it time to give up on the whole penut butter thing yet? I mean really you can only get aids once, so go on shoot up not like it can kill your twice.
Multumesc, La revedere.
*Necessary disclaimer to keep the Fbi, Supreme Court, US armed forces, The Un, Secret Service and everyone else in America off my ass*
This is a work of fiction, all characters are either made up or glutton for online punishment at the time of this writting.
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