Wow no blog in like a year and shit...

So its almost a new year and here I am with shit to say and constipation on my mind....like the worlds constipation.  Things arent so bad...but damn Im a irate and irritable kind of guy...

.and yet even with some whiskey and beer in me I dont have anything to say to anyone that would read this shit...thus wasting like 30 minutes of your ill begotten myspace is leet lives...yes Im back on that shit again, no no not the crack unless its your wifes...lol no no kidding again....Id get in trouble for that but it sure sounded good didnt it?  Just a minute of thinking that you had something real to get pissed about and not some misconstrued piece of fucking bullshit to bitch about like a broken condom and a life sentence.  Look forward to the next year folks.  We get a new president...well I think we do and in 8 years you can have me as your president....considering by then the mammary masturbation of Hilary would have far driven all men in america save for me to inpotence or homosexuality due to...damn ima stop or Ill have less than zero feminine readers here....So anyways I like chicken, and I like noodles...well I like noodles a lot cause Im poor and cant afford fucking chicken...just the chicken flavored ramen noodles that are just pubes rolled in flour.  OK Ok Im done for now...I just came here to waste the time of the lifeless and some of my own....since well theres nothing to do and you know you love to see a black man like me getting ahead!

Ok so penut butter loves you...so dont fuck around and cheat on it with jelly since you got a good a thing going.  Get the fuck out of here Elvis has left the goddamned building~!!!!!