That's right this is my last MySpace blog entry, not because no one is following me or viewing my blog, if you were watching these past years you would know I am going to put blogs up views follower's accolades or not. I just wanted to express gratitude to the folks that run the site for not banning/taking my blogs down and to the folks that read all of them over the...many years I posted them here. So with that said here is the last Blog I have for your MySpace something old something new.....something like....
So I got my new job and make it two weeks and then get SNOWED THE FUCK IN. I been sitting here the last couple days wanting to go all Jack Nicholson and shit but cant find an axe. Couldn't go to work couldnt fuck I'm so distraught i dont even know If i could jack off right now. Im gonna start sending out anthrax oj gloves with condoms for fingers if I dont get out this motherfucker soon.
So I see noone reads my blogs now since noone does "myspace" anymore huh. Well fuck everyone then. I can blog without worry about people going and telling the culture police on me or correcting my fucking grammar. I went to school to spell that shit wrong I'm not a walking thesaurus, I dont read the dictionary in my spare time so fuck ya and your I won the spelling bee before the nice priest touched me. See I have some sense of self censorship I didn't say before the nice priest took me too the back and sexually assaulted me repeatedly while dressed like Joesph Stalin with a Jason mask and Freddy glove. No I have too much class for that, but then again noone comes to myspace anymore so I suppose theres no room for a coagulated asbestos rabies chimp molestation trial with the honorable judge captain kangaroo presiding.
Nothing I use line like that to sucker you in, and if you rememeber that show you must have alzheimer's. I came just to see if there is still an audiance to be had...not that I ever really had one here...damn that kind of dampens the mood. But alleviates the guilt of talking about getting head from chainsaw juggling midget paraplegics with diapers on their heads and Drano needles in their asses.
If you say you want a blog from me its like saying you want to get raped by Ted Bundy on Christmas. I been gone a really
long time but don't worry shit don't stink any less after you leave it in the oven. Did you really think I went away?
Have you ever had an old lady suck your dick? If you havent you should try it...its so good she dont need to bring beer or pie. Happened to me once and I couldnt even walk out the door I looked like Micheal J Fox after he gets off a roller coaster for fucks sake. So for future referance go to an old lady if you need the job done fast and furious....not Vin Diesel though Im sure hed be happy to oblige you. Thats right he got them muscles from rapin guys give it up ladies you need to fuck guys you read blogs from on Myspace more often.
Dont you love when your talking about something and someone says "what do you want me to say?" You know I cant help but get a fucking hard on everytime I hear that, because the first thing I want to hear em say is something like "I have cancer and Im going to die soon". Yeah then I might not be so annoyed at your self serving fucking aborted fetus pancake dinner comments.
Thats right. I read Johnny Deaths take. He's right you know, alien martian space anal rapist with monkey brains arent going to come from planet x to kill us, a fucking solar flare isnt going to cook us like spam, and Nostrodamas huffed more gas than Buddy Holly. Where the fuck do people get these ideas???
Dildo soaked in bleach up your ass after they used it to felate Jacko. Isnt it like that everyday, all this offense over some defense some dense fucking drama covered in shit with sprinkles on it. Like a runny rim job on the forth of July with a firecracker stuck to your nuts.
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