I figured I'd take a minute to visit something I used to enjoy, well like twenty years ago. Comic books, well spider-man comics in specific, and ya I said specific not particular cause I didnt fucking feel like saying it like that in case this is your introduction to my blogging. Ok with that disclaimer out of the way, I used to love spiderman back in...like 1987-1993? I dont remember. I remember some of the first issues I picked up like an issue of spectacular spider-man where I saw all the zombie's coming out and shit and spider-man was one tooand I was all traumatized...but I had to have it of course. It was part of the inferno crossover which ironically mainly influenced x-men, some good ole eihgtys shit there for you. Anyways it was just one of those things, I of course loved spiderman since I was practically born cause watching the 1967 series on channel 30 when I was five, the random toys I got teh halloween costumes etc.
Anyways, another thing I started to recognize in spider-man was the art, issue 313 of amazing being one that caught my eye on the newsstand at walmart it was the one with the lizard choking spider-man
pretty graphic for 1988 and the art was by none other than Todd Mcfarlane, who imo is still the best spider artist ever, though mark bagley the most prolific spider artist holds a lot of my respect as does
sal buscema who stayed conssistant for my entire collecting career. Whats all this mean you say...why is this blog so damned boring? Well because I really love spiderman...not in a mj way of course jane or jackson
if your wondering who's initials those are. Spiderman was a character than just worked, he's a regular guy, he lived a tragic life in a lot of ways, learned some really fucked up lessons, goes to work and gets
screamed at, gets his ass beat a lot, gets stalked and terrorized...i mean shit how does he not just get a meth pipe or some heroine and say fuck it? At least drink man ffs you earned it, grab ya some busch slap your wife
and call it a day early. What happened to spiderman...my god it wouldnt suprise me if the next thing was he got aids from using a needle he shared with leather face after he raped steve rogers corpse in the back of the bugle
while choking himself with frankilin richards unbillical cord. The scam in the title refers to shit like I just wrote, spiderman is a fucking icon, he stands for an everyman in a lot of ways, and yet we the adults
dont want that anymore, we want to see him be a clone ruining thirty years of a character, we want him to be etnic...i can accept that if its not in the core of the character, we want him to make deals with the devil and lose
everything (his wife Mary Jane) We want what? What else you want from the poor bastard, a fuckign kidney? his liver....a blow job surely thats it right Joe quasada? You want spiderman to be a fucking cockboy for crack or something,
how the fuck did you even get your job...your art wasnt even that fucking good in the first place...you drew a couple pictures of batman oooOoooo wow give me a fucking break. I wish Stephen King would write spiderman. He said he
would make him ocd etc. and you know what? It would work. Thats everyman, all that stress shit cant believe he hasnt hung himself by his own webbing yet, if he read the clone saga he probably would....I think ben reily *spiderclone,
scarlet spider* did....Im not asking for the world really, I just wish something spiderman could be spiderman....not spiderman vs the amazing zombie rat beatfucker aids ebola fecal alien infection while he battles methadone, beastialty
clone addiction saga. I want spiderman beats up the bad guy, has a bad day at work, goes home takes a nap goes back out repeats. I dont care what format do it for the kids, a quality spiderman again, a comic would be nice but a cartoon,
cartoon movie whatever people...stop fucking spiderman his ass really hurts already from the last fifteen year rape session.
pretty graphic for 1988 and the art was by none other than Todd Mcfarlane, who imo is still the best spider artist ever, though mark bagley the most prolific spider artist holds a lot of my respect as does
sal buscema who stayed conssistant for my entire collecting career. Whats all this mean you say...why is this blog so damned boring? Well because I really love spiderman...not in a mj way of course jane or jackson
if your wondering who's initials those are. Spiderman was a character than just worked, he's a regular guy, he lived a tragic life in a lot of ways, learned some really fucked up lessons, goes to work and gets
screamed at, gets his ass beat a lot, gets stalked and terrorized...i mean shit how does he not just get a meth pipe or some heroine and say fuck it? At least drink man ffs you earned it, grab ya some busch slap your wife
and call it a day early. What happened to spiderman...my god it wouldnt suprise me if the next thing was he got aids from using a needle he shared with leather face after he raped steve rogers corpse in the back of the bugle
while choking himself with frankilin richards unbillical cord. The scam in the title refers to shit like I just wrote, spiderman is a fucking icon, he stands for an everyman in a lot of ways, and yet we the adults
dont want that anymore, we want to see him be a clone ruining thirty years of a character, we want him to be etnic...i can accept that if its not in the core of the character, we want him to make deals with the devil and lose
everything (his wife Mary Jane) We want what? What else you want from the poor bastard, a fuckign kidney? his liver....a blow job surely thats it right Joe quasada? You want spiderman to be a fucking cockboy for crack or something,
how the fuck did you even get your job...your art wasnt even that fucking good in the first place...you drew a couple pictures of batman oooOoooo wow give me a fucking break. I wish Stephen King would write spiderman. He said he
would make him ocd etc. and you know what? It would work. Thats everyman, all that stress shit cant believe he hasnt hung himself by his own webbing yet, if he read the clone saga he probably would....I think ben reily *spiderclone,
scarlet spider* did....Im not asking for the world really, I just wish something spiderman could be spiderman....not spiderman vs the amazing zombie rat beatfucker aids ebola fecal alien infection while he battles methadone, beastialty
clone addiction saga. I want spiderman beats up the bad guy, has a bad day at work, goes home takes a nap goes back out repeats. I dont care what format do it for the kids, a quality spiderman again, a comic would be nice but a cartoon,
cartoon movie whatever people...stop fucking spiderman his ass really hurts already from the last fifteen year rape session.
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