you know you farted and it really fucking stinks when it makes you start making James Brown faces....cover your drink up quick or that shit might poison the local wildlife....or prompt the Zodiac Killer to come out of retirment. Ok with that said this is the first in my regular...well as regular as your going to get blog. Dont expect anything spectacular as quantity here is going to sacrifice quality...or what passed imo as quality. Well ok, maybe they could be as good or better Im just letting you know if one sucks eat it cause there's starving kids in africa that would love to be able to read a blog like this. OK ok on to the subject at hand then.
I recently quit smoking...I think its been around a month or more now. Yes applause im sure, but you know what...I wonder why I really did. It seems like the new "in" thing is to not smoke. It's like your gonna show all smokers as zoophiles, satan worshipers, rapist etc. and those that dont smoke are the kind church going, or popular life of the party types all layed up on the beach with the p90 x bodies and richard simmons hairdos. I mean i thought not corforming was conforming and vice versa but that was what nineteennintyfive? Guess I had a bigger stroke than the chile earthquake after all.....oh well the point is *turns on music*....not smoking makes everything suck just a little more. I could go into so many details about how they glamourized and flaunted smoking for what fifty fucking years? Then all of a sudden...its like a capital sin, smoke a marlboro and cut off an angels wings. Yet three days ago Joe Camel told me id be fucking hot bitches sippin crown and coke in a low light pool hall if I just took a couple pulls....damn now you got me confused. Say cancer, say second hand smoke...second hand? So if a bullet hits me then you it somehow kills you worse? Yeah....And they supposedly have some pretty good, cheap, tested *on animals anyways?* Cancer treatments in or already developed in Canada. Yes I know the first real breakthrough since they figured out you could put maple syrup on bacon up there but thats beside the point. I say Rj Reynolds and Atria/Phillip Morris should work on a cigarette that helps cure cancer, and fixes the ozone layer. Then lets see what those fuckers at the truth have to say, between sucking on dead baby dicks of course bunch of propaganda spinning nazi jackboot dildo candy stripping motherfuckers. I bet the inspired more smokers than Cheech and Chong. Ok thats enough for this installment, I should be doing more more often so no sponsorship no Bill Cospy or William Shatner, sorry remember quantity over quality folks times is tough.