Well kind of? It is an adult media sadly to me now....which has made it worse for the most part. It's either adult as shit, WWE esque and stupid or a child's cartoon like sponge bob now....no more of the mix we had in the mid 80's into...in some titles the early 90's.
As you know by now...I read comics...again.
Well kind of? It is an adult media sadly to me now....which has made it worse for the most part. It's either adult as shit, WWE esque and stupid or a child's cartoon like sponge bob now....no more of the mix we had in the mid 80's into...in some titles the early 90's.
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So by now you call me a joker? No i don't live in Colorado and my names not Heath ledger...I also don't go running around like johnny in wolf skin...see if you don't get those references you may need to have a couple more drinks..and if your a beautiful woman maybe you should click the email icon and send some pics....nude of course to that address. Who knows it may make this blog....a nicer...more gentle place.
Yes like downtown Baghdad after black water moved in to set up a lemonade stand. Hey you know that's all they did then they got blamed for that shit by the Taliban...and our government did what I would do. OMFG they did what??! Oh no! Arrests etc. So I'm sick. As fuck...probably already said that? Maybe its aids? Cancer? some other alien form of erectile deformation? Yes I feel the love and for your sake pray they don't elect me dictator of the world anytime within your lifetime...or that of the time that we can bring the dead back...as I have no problem with beating a dead horse, or woman man child...alien...alligator....you get the point.
Times are tough. I'm working full time plus now at a job that puts a big PT by my name. Like Pussy Trickle, or Prick tickle, either way I don't like where this is leading me. I'm dying for bread crumbs and the economy tanked? When and where did this shit happen? Did the world collapse and somehow I escaped only to in the near future awaken like Marky Mark to a planet ruled by sentient, apes?
So you caught me. I said this was gonna be better, focused...compassionate, full of dreams. But instead its full of anal beads and unwelcome anguished screams. Fuck it that's what it takes to get you off! Ill set this thing to vibrate and then gyrate this shit like a washing machine with three dead kittens and a puppy. The puppy of course isn't dead. It just had a stroke, get over it, shit happens. Make a commercial with some sad looking half drown pound puppies....or would it be ground puppies?
You ever want to use a midget as a dildo? How about go play baseball with one...but you don't have bat? Wait...is that me talking of just the blood thinners......which speaking of I have had so many this week I don't think my dick will ever get soft again. Scratch that midget with that in mind....I'm just gonna get some scissors and double your pleasure.
You ever want to recreate that scene in Scarface where the guy gets hung from the helicopter? No, not with someone else.....not this time. I mean when dealing with these reprobates that pass for something resembling mouth breathing inmates speak to you and you just want to jump out the window and into a noose hanging from an already waiting chopper.
So Ive been thinking. Well im lying I dont really think, ever. Believe it or not, I dont go around thinking...or as my Dad would call it...Pondering. I dont do that shit it only leads to bad things, trust me I know and wrote a book or three about it by now. No I was thinking about all the odd shit you think or I think...and believe its unique to you.
I'm probably on a roll like a stone thrown at a glass house, where a mime rapes his wife nightly with a huge strap on dildo. Yeah Penis envy is only better if the clown is crying and high on mescaline lolicon and barbiturate donuts. Or was that a blog I wrote sixteen years ago...I mean Ive been doing this shit so long I forgot when they shot Kennedy....
Did you ever want to ass fuck a skeleton but couldn't figure out which hole got you the most into it? Or ever dig up a water main just to stick it in a fat girls ass and the run it back out her mouth and into your own ass....as some kind of existential enema? I sure know I haven't but hey its an idea....an an idea is a start.
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