Did you ever want to ass fuck a skeleton but couldn't figure out which hole got you the most into it? Or ever dig up a water main just to stick it in a fat girls ass and the run it back out her mouth and into your own ass....as some kind of existential enema? I sure know I haven't but hey its an idea....an an idea is a start.
Wait. You said what does that mean?
Why did you come here to read my shit and question me....I got the answers to the questions you already know the answers too. LIke how the golden girls look naked, and Yes I did lose all my hands and had the replaced with monkey toes after vietnam where I was in a freak accident that created Batman. But how did you know that...have you been on the wikipedia again? I told you about that shit...you may as well run a line of magnesium and pholsate up into your prostate and then sue the local dairy queeen screeming the asbestos in the burgers gave you the diabetus. Or was it gave you the grainy butthole and pinkeye? I dont know but I do know like a baby on prom night Im out of here.
Why did you come here to read my shit and question me....I got the answers to the questions you already know the answers too. LIke how the golden girls look naked, and Yes I did lose all my hands and had the replaced with monkey toes after vietnam where I was in a freak accident that created Batman. But how did you know that...have you been on the wikipedia again? I told you about that shit...you may as well run a line of magnesium and pholsate up into your prostate and then sue the local dairy queeen screeming the asbestos in the burgers gave you the diabetus. Or was it gave you the grainy butthole and pinkeye? I dont know but I do know like a baby on prom night Im out of here.
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