Times are tough. I'm working full time plus now at a job that puts a big PT by my name. Like Pussy Trickle, or Prick tickle, either way I don't like where this is leading me. I'm dying for bread crumbs and the economy tanked? When and where did this shit happen? Did the world collapse and somehow I escaped only to in the near future awaken like Marky Mark to a planet ruled by sentient, apes?
Damned dirty ones at that. With gremlins riding them. Maybe with strap on's depends on who made them....if it was France then def with strap on's with spikes at the bass and fake Indian girl hair....like dick hair weave or some shit. Unless it's stripe? He has that landing strip on his head anyways....which of course makes you evil. Everyone with a mullet is evil just ask Bill Ray Cyrus, I bet his song is what prompted this amalgam of Billy Madison and Stephen King's it in drag. That bastard, why couldn't he be one of the "some gave all" guy's he was singing about? Three points if you got that reference without using Google, or as it is known to many of you GOD. Well maybe not know, but it is def up there with the bible and your cell phone for center of attention to be sure.
I'm going to reserve this space___________________for not insulting my readers. It's part of the mo this year....month...week. I hope you love it, and get hard nipples from it. I mean the insults should get your pussy wet just like hair pulling and a finger in the side of your eye, maybe a big toe up your butt....whatever....we dont have to tell anyone.....
I'm going to reserve this space___________________for not insulting my readers. It's part of the mo this year....month...week. I hope you love it, and get hard nipples from it. I mean the insults should get your pussy wet just like hair pulling and a finger in the side of your eye, maybe a big toe up your butt....whatever....we dont have to tell anyone.....
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