So I got my new job and make it two weeks and then get SNOWED THE FUCK IN. I been sitting here the last couple days wanting to go all Jack Nicholson and shit but cant find an axe. Couldn't go to work couldnt fuck I'm so distraught i dont even know If i could jack off right now. Im gonna start sending out anthrax oj gloves with condoms for fingers if I dont get out this motherfucker soon.
I need a dirty needle enima and some pigtails to pull on. This is why they make medication folks....This after the sequel to my stroll in the ghetto from way back, only further down the dracula road with no fucking street lights, see what you did now I lost my train of thought...I think I need to smoke a rock or something since I cant take any new sacrifice to my evil altar. But thats ok one bad week I can deal with, i been doing better but this shits like getting burned in a house with alcohol and salt thrown all over you then someone gives you a carebear and expects it to be alright. But what they didnt say is the care bear was sewn togteher with asbestos and aids needle thread. Yeah wouldnt that be a way to say your turning over new leaf, but I digress once I can get out of here I'll be ok, since I can get medicated and drink a beer then return to the weeks grind....which keeps me off making womd and shooting them off at the local orphanage. If this blog sucks blame it on the weather cause that shit put worms in my brain and then set em on fire. Yeah. So go eat some spam and put on a charlston heston mask cause you know its the only thing that allows you to strangle hookers and eat abortions without feeling like you need help. You know what this is how I feel right now...