Thats right. I read Johnny Deaths take. He's right you know, alien martian space anal rapist with monkey brains arent going to come from planet x to kill us, a fucking solar flare isnt going to cook us like spam, and Nostrodamas huffed more gas than Buddy Holly. Where the fuck do people get these ideas???
A planet ruled by the Illuminati that somehow will break the orbit of the sun and run amok will kill us all. Wait....dont tell me its gonna be wearing a fucking robber mask and rape our women while its here....*gasp* Get over it. The fucking world was supposed to end like 8000 times since written history started. Look at your own lot and stop worrying about the end of the world....what can you do? Put on a superman shirt and fly off? Turn on that song from that Bruce Willis movie and fly your trash can rocket made of koreans and dead tranny hookers up to plant a bomb on planet x, all while fighting off the quasimodo descendants of the aliens from easter island and Thomas Jefferson?? Ya. That makes about as much sense to me as monkey shit half baked off payote crack head doom sayer lore. If the world wants to end fuck it, and yes I might just fuck it. Find a hole in the ground, stick my dick in and say "FUCK THE WORLD"
This blog has been a public service announcement to say I dont have blue balls anymore but I am still taking donations of a sexual nature *women only* espeacially if you bring me pie and beer.
This blog has been a public service announcement to say I dont have blue balls anymore but I am still taking donations of a sexual nature *women only* espeacially if you bring me pie and beer.
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