When Why How

Ya know I can go online and read where people in industry, like music, film whatever, get fired or quit a band or TV show.  Ok that's fine and all you say what does it matter?  Well, if you'd stop being so anal....which is hard considering you probably have a hot wheels track sticking so far up your ass you burp cars, I will enlighten you.  So light a match cause then is all about when or how or why the fuck...they care?

Yeah I meant the question mark.  Its like you have to be some great guy when you get fired off a set or band, and say oh I just love doing this or that or I knew I was gonna be there to fill in or....yeah what the fuck why is right why when how do you care what people think after that?  Just tell the truth...I would especially if they didn't have an avenue of recourse for me.  Fire me?  Fuck you Im gonna tell em about those escapades you have over at the gay bars in south America or your wife named Jim.  So don't hire me on the basis you think I'm going to kiss your ass if shit goes sour, cause I will def pucker up but not for that probably to throw up all over you and your ass.  Though that would probably just help you get off....so scratch that one, probably just stick a hot poker up your ass to save the world from whatever bullshit you've been peddling, cause everyone knows Vaseline is flammable.
Yeah, I just don't get it.  I understand if you left because you wanted to, just don't go out and write about it and blow the folks, just let the shit be.  Were you in X movie?  Yeah I was, was good.  There see.  Easy no bullshit, Were you in X band?  Yeah it was cool, lots of good times.  That's a little further but hardly blowing smoke.  Try it sometime media people, stop being so damned pussy on these here inter webs, this is where you get to live like a rock star.  Doesn't matter if your an anorexic illegal alien with obese pleasures magazines stuffed under your mattress or if you had to have a meth pipe surgically removed from your urethra, here your winning.