So. Times are tough. I didn't contemplate suicide I actually quit my slow killer addictions, and started eating healthy, less shaved pussy more organic the kind of stuff that still has the hair on it. Yes That must be nice I know...and I bet you come here now to say oh he dropped off he's just boring now bro....what the fuck happened to him. Time and slavery happened motherfuckers, you should try it sometimes and not in some homage to El James and the fat bitch episiotomy club she's the president of either. Maybe you should go watch some Ellen reading that shit with a bdsm mask on while she drills a tied up Chevy chase in the asshole with an antibiotic enema. Run Fletch....RUN.
I Don't think I have anything positive to say today, its late as fuck, Ive struggled with some very frequent automotive problems, fixing that shit at the cost of my own health and mental well being at least twelve times in the last three days...so you see why you have to deal with these run on sentences. But. Big one here, like the kind you can rest your forty on while they blow you....I'm going to try this, I'm going to put on my headphones, and pop open a beer. Then continue this with the first thing that comes to mind.......
OK. Sip of this fine beer and some nin. This shit is that kind of addiction. I listen to it when im just sitting here...which is of course seldom. Its got that kind of appeal...like a girl you dont have to call back, or be nice to. She still of course adores you and puts the crown on your head and fluffs your pillow. Read into that what you want. Maybe read into it how you get hard nipples reading this shit and cant wait for the real book that gets down to business talking about real sex crazier than an hbo speacial. No not really but it does mention veins pussies and nipples a lot. I mean if the sex is boring at least be vulgar talking about it right? Maybe you brought in a turkey baster full of hot sauce.....and then put a cough drop in your mouth? Maybe you put some ice in your mouth and bit down on her nipples? Or connected a dead alien to her iv with some fishing line...fuck if I know....this is just the shit that pops into my head as the chorus to Mr. Self Destruct goes off.
So where were we america....is our new president doing ok or what....and did you know that was dated information or is charlie manson still one of the beach boys? Yeah so if you ladies out there read this and got a hard on....please set yourselves on fire...those arent the kind of wetspots im interested in.
OK. Sip of this fine beer and some nin. This shit is that kind of addiction. I listen to it when im just sitting here...which is of course seldom. Its got that kind of appeal...like a girl you dont have to call back, or be nice to. She still of course adores you and puts the crown on your head and fluffs your pillow. Read into that what you want. Maybe read into it how you get hard nipples reading this shit and cant wait for the real book that gets down to business talking about real sex crazier than an hbo speacial. No not really but it does mention veins pussies and nipples a lot. I mean if the sex is boring at least be vulgar talking about it right? Maybe you brought in a turkey baster full of hot sauce.....and then put a cough drop in your mouth? Maybe you put some ice in your mouth and bit down on her nipples? Or connected a dead alien to her iv with some fishing line...fuck if I know....this is just the shit that pops into my head as the chorus to Mr. Self Destruct goes off.
So where were we america....is our new president doing ok or what....and did you know that was dated information or is charlie manson still one of the beach boys? Yeah so if you ladies out there read this and got a hard on....please set yourselves on fire...those arent the kind of wetspots im interested in.
RSS Feed
