The Diaper

You ever feel like your just sitting there...taking shits on yourself all the time?  Not gonna even bother wiping since your life fucking stinks like thirty three dead bodies in a sauna already anyways?  Then you start to do that thing.....you mature somewhat again anyways...even if your like forty...and think, wait a minute.  Why the fuck am I sitting here shitting on myself when all I gotta do is take some initiative and get a fucking diaper?  Well, you get the point if you have been with us these last years....the diaper is initiative for those that shit themselves then eat it....and are not following the logic...get some food stamps for fucks sake you smell like shit.

So with that astute damned near epiphany out of the way you wonder....how am I going to achieve the cleaning my ass and getting this diaper, super absorbent in case you decide to take a piss one day mind you.  Well that's the big question since the world is like Chud on fire running into your kids birthday party of late.  I would think something no one else wants to do is in order....like long haul truck driver..which would really fucking suck since you gotta live like a bum most of the year even if you make a million dollars.  Though...your not liable for the many hookers you decide to maim and humiliate with your death star chainsaw and emperor mask....just make em dress like George Lucas while you strangle them...that always seems to work...with that I close another casket for another week.
Ladies and gentlemen six billion people in the world and counting.  I thank you for allowing me to be the one to ruin your day like a cannibal eating your face naked on the side of the road with a clown mask on and a dildo shaped like Howard Stern.