Reimagine the way your livin, put yourself in the toilet and the turd in the drivers seat. Think about that loan you cant get or that girl that got away. Think about all the people that think happiness is ignorance because the dont have to worry about shit in a life that just a stones throw from falling down like the tower of Pisa on tickle me Elmo but the punch line is no ones fucking laughing. Its been too long since you got a good rant, and maybe things have been too good for one, until now.
Its like a shark in the water and you just got a splinter in your dick because your girlfriends about as pliable as a 2X4 in the bedroom. Maybe I just don't know when to quit...when the fat ladies singing or when the pied pipers blowing some guys pipe but hey if Gumby fucking a walrus that looks like he belongs on a rock 103 bumper sticker from the seventies is your thing....you know which way to insert the barrel. But you wont do it since its easy to think you have it all, but remember kids zippers aren't just on your Mr. rogers and wonder woman mask they come on body bags too. And recession is just another word for fuck you in a corporate dominated human trafficking conglomerate future, support regression, support the reform....and yes be a conformist you get more pussy that way too.
This has been a pubic *yes I meant to say that, i have spell check* service announcment, so go out and wrap a tie around your head with your dick in the end of the noose all the cool kids are doing it.
This has been a pubic *yes I meant to say that, i have spell check* service announcment, so go out and wrap a tie around your head with your dick in the end of the noose all the cool kids are doing it.
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