Ya you know I wanna say that I'm going to make this a nice blog....reminiscent of a classic song like He stopped loving her today. Yeah its a good song so fuck you if you don't like George Jones, that shit was intense. Now if I wrote it you know it would go he stopped fucking her today....and why? Cause he got a new bitch of course, not he turned gay today...that would probably be a muck sticky track, because hes so full of wishful thinking. Oh yeah and this is round two...volume two or whatever you want to call this blunt force trauma...
Its so harsh it will make your shit your eyeballs out and throw up out your nose cause they see how bad this shit stinks. Im really unsure how long this season is gonna go....but Im piling em up likethe tall man and midget porn dont worry. Maybe if I can find a muse...or some fame, not infamy my god I have plenty of that shit to go around, I actually take loans out against it.
Seems to me Im burning the candle at both ends with this when I do it, but shit I got plenty to say about nothing.....so much you cant believe the tirades I forget. Yeah my best shit gets forgotten but I think its for the best since if you read it Id be paying out for the rest of my life on all the white outs those would cause.
Im kinda in this loop, like a noose after I tried doing stand up at the Kings of comedy, but like Dracula you know Im gonna return. Yeah just like hoping if I repeat my self you guys forgot what I said anyways...so I can recycle the same shit for the next ten years and still make a profit....sounds like Rob Lifield and company there...who I might add must have had a white out when he got his new gig on Hawk and Dove, noone cares about how many copies you sold Rob, call todd up and get him to ink your work so you can get some self respect back.
So I was talking about white outs....maybe I should just talk about alien jesus and anti semite chimpanzy clown hookers with thorn bush floggers. Oh that didnt get it? How about a minni pearl chudd and john five sticking out of big foots ass while ma furtelli blows him? Hmm if your still here after that I think your gonna be alright....and im gonna let you rest you eyes for a week....or month, or like I do with most stuff a year....
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Seems to me Im burning the candle at both ends with this when I do it, but shit I got plenty to say about nothing.....so much you cant believe the tirades I forget. Yeah my best shit gets forgotten but I think its for the best since if you read it Id be paying out for the rest of my life on all the white outs those would cause.
Im kinda in this loop, like a noose after I tried doing stand up at the Kings of comedy, but like Dracula you know Im gonna return. Yeah just like hoping if I repeat my self you guys forgot what I said anyways...so I can recycle the same shit for the next ten years and still make a profit....sounds like Rob Lifield and company there...who I might add must have had a white out when he got his new gig on Hawk and Dove, noone cares about how many copies you sold Rob, call todd up and get him to ink your work so you can get some self respect back.
So I was talking about white outs....maybe I should just talk about alien jesus and anti semite chimpanzy clown hookers with thorn bush floggers. Oh that didnt get it? How about a minni pearl chudd and john five sticking out of big foots ass while ma furtelli blows him? Hmm if your still here after that I think your gonna be alright....and im gonna let you rest you eyes for a week....or month, or like I do with most stuff a year....
This blog brought to you by fat chicks and evan williams, because you cant have one without the other.
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