Reuupance

So I should be going to bed. But I'm on fire like the human torch…not gay flaming with blonde hair but I do have a huge…..So I'm trying to come here and chill and congeal some shit for you guys to take home and roll around on. Kinda trying to find what made me blog in the first place…no I'm lying that was alcohol and multiple sexual partners in multiple positions in public but I'm going to give it some shots this time around when I re up yo asses. Its not just for drugs anymore people, I don’t even need fucking drugs to come here and do this shit. I would damn well dare say…I'm a professional on this shit now.

Oh wait…you don’t make sense…you don’t even have coherent thoughts…how the fuck are you a professional?? You say? Hmm well, go fuck yourself eat shit and fry chicken after you fuck it like a bucket that you use for a toilet tramp bitch man hoe motherfucker. How does that hold out for you cocksuckers? I even put some rhythm in there…maybe you need some banjo and bluegrass to satisfy the insults flying out your mouth after you took it off a vegetables ass. See I feel it and it shows, its great I should have re upped a long time ago…but then how would you have known you would love me so much if I hadn’t been gone sooooo long. And now that I'm going to storm the story book novel section next to you like fifty shades of gay and the herald of turban wearing pubic hair taint licking Bombay you know I'm in the money like my name was Bill…..or like I moved down to Mexico with a five dollar bill in my hat and a six back of Michelob in a brown paper sack.

Yeah so next week Im going to let rip with some more praise and spirit lifting words of wisdom, since this shit gets paid by the year you may as well set your channel now since if you reading this you must already be in prison…….or abducted by aliens and getting anally probed by a guy named jones right now….which would really suck cause you wished his name was james jimmy or Johnson.