Is it me or is it a country state of mind up in this motherfucker. Yeah like that yankin twangin steel guitar and big tittied hookers in cowboy hats with muff to get stuffed....wait thats a hillbilly stripclub....well if they could be full nude. Which down here, they most certainly cannot. Now before you get all started saying the premier provayer of everything saintanic in your life goes to the shake joint....I don't.
Why? Because im a good christian and have more ethical things to do? Because im broke as hell and have seven kids to pay for and a methadone addiction? No, simply no. It's because they cant get naked and play with your dick, the music probably isnt good, they wont blow you and you cant put your finger in their ass. So you tell me you want to go and pay the cover for that....cover for un and undercover ffs, thats what the strip club used to mean, now it means demeaning yourself for giving them a dollar, may as well give it to your wife, least she fucks you sometimes.....maybe....unless she reads this in which case your probably getting signed up for divorce court.
Ok thats it for this week children, someone told me these are too long and dont make sense, so after I told them to play with an aids needle in a sandbox full of lit ciggarette butts, i decided to focus for a moment and make yet another public service announcment to help keep the kids in school.
Ok thats it for this week children, someone told me these are too long and dont make sense, so after I told them to play with an aids needle in a sandbox full of lit ciggarette butts, i decided to focus for a moment and make yet another public service announcment to help keep the kids in school.
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