how about I start this week with a surprise....I'm Asian! No I lied but you feel for that shit like your name was trapper john md and you joined the cast of mash on the titanic. Or the cast of friends after a night at Rick Jame's house like that time Scoobie Doo fucked Benji and gave him vd. This is like a cold shower in the middle of winter with Paula Dean whacking your cock off with some strawberry quick...the powder kind.
So is this retro feeling to you? Is it hitting the right nerves? Like when i Iook at orphans and scream fuck you? Oh that's just not funny.....but when family guy runs a skit with it...its the funniest shit you've ever seen....yeah eat a dick Seth Mcfarlane....maybe you should stop letting your best writers out of their contracts since they just go write for the Simpsons. Yeah I said it before I say it again that shits funny again, get over it and I'm probably about as dry a mummy....if you don't get that one then go watch some BBC....and if you don't get that one find a skill saw and try to put it up your ass. What if it fits you ask? Well fuck it of course. What other reply could/should/would you expect? I mean you have fucking saw up your ass...but then wouldn't you starve?
Short and sweet like a blow job from a midget. One that isnt misproportioned if that even exist.....thats the way you must be thinking my slice of the week should be eh? Well fuck you I got lots to say when I say and like it or love it Im like a hobo spider in this bitch...I have adopted your interweb home for mines own and now your fucked. So anifolactic shock and ass pimples for everyone this is a facebook facial without the books since noone reads this shit anymore or ever but who gives a since its all pocket pussies and porn since Nelson Mandella got caught out of the closet with a thriller jacket and a bottle of smuckers.
This blog brought to you by the hope I will become a serious writter and change the world one day. No, really its brought to you by breadcrumbs and zebra shit with speacial thanks to leonitis and wet farts.
Short and sweet like a blow job from a midget. One that isnt misproportioned if that even exist.....thats the way you must be thinking my slice of the week should be eh? Well fuck you I got lots to say when I say and like it or love it Im like a hobo spider in this bitch...I have adopted your interweb home for mines own and now your fucked. So anifolactic shock and ass pimples for everyone this is a facebook facial without the books since noone reads this shit anymore or ever but who gives a since its all pocket pussies and porn since Nelson Mandella got caught out of the closet with a thriller jacket and a bottle of smuckers.
This blog brought to you by the hope I will become a serious writter and change the world one day. No, really its brought to you by breadcrumbs and zebra shit with speacial thanks to leonitis and wet farts.
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