Another week....still not dead yet? Alright then lets just kick things off with a little bit of....A Bos Wa redneck drinking Chardonnay you got at the gas station. Criminal possession like Mum Ra and beast man ball gaggin merman with Nick Cage on the 8 MM.
So how about we reduce cost, fuck equality since only 1% matter anymore...any ever. This is nuclear winter without the fallout. And you thought I didnt have a conspiracy theory or five hundred roaming around in this bitch. Ya I read disneylad of the gods too you know. I know the mib are watching and probably the only reader I still have around here.....waiting for me to fuck up so they can send two face and the Riddler after me with some estrogen pills and a turkey baster.
No seriously though folks, censorship is a real caution now. So many people are or were so famous you cant just go saying insane shit around these webs, least Uncle Sam hires a diabetic alcoholic insomniac robot to read all these post, watch all these "viral" videos and comment on all these threads. Oh, why the "viral" quotation? Cause those videos are about as welcome as bubonic plague in an orphanage. Fucking no talent look at me's fucking up or catching a random happening and getting a million views......AFHV.
Yeah that's right Bob the antichrist dice Sagat cornered this snotty bitch ass market twenty years ago. So once again your just refreshing the same old shit, dodo flambe anyone? Extra special sauce you say? Only if you ask nicely...no Just kidding you can have all you want *insert smiley*.
Im just waiting for it to all come down....its hard to see through the shit stains on the runway now...its so bad if I don't go to work twenty hours a day I get a fucking headache. It's cool we can all have a piece of the pie now.....really it is. But shit man that chocolate aint goin on nipples and them apples have goin bad....but hey its why Im still here with winning lines like......Bath Salts and fecal pes cut with a razor blade.
Who else could say that without a straight face? Well other than Adam Sandler with a gay robot hanging up his ass like a clothes hangar in a microwave.
You caught me...im just bumping this dead horse like a cocaine covered penis pump, catch the full story at eleven.
No seriously though folks, censorship is a real caution now. So many people are or were so famous you cant just go saying insane shit around these webs, least Uncle Sam hires a diabetic alcoholic insomniac robot to read all these post, watch all these "viral" videos and comment on all these threads. Oh, why the "viral" quotation? Cause those videos are about as welcome as bubonic plague in an orphanage. Fucking no talent look at me's fucking up or catching a random happening and getting a million views......AFHV.
Yeah that's right Bob the antichrist dice Sagat cornered this snotty bitch ass market twenty years ago. So once again your just refreshing the same old shit, dodo flambe anyone? Extra special sauce you say? Only if you ask nicely...no Just kidding you can have all you want *insert smiley*.
Im just waiting for it to all come down....its hard to see through the shit stains on the runway now...its so bad if I don't go to work twenty hours a day I get a fucking headache. It's cool we can all have a piece of the pie now.....really it is. But shit man that chocolate aint goin on nipples and them apples have goin bad....but hey its why Im still here with winning lines like......Bath Salts and fecal pes cut with a razor blade.
Who else could say that without a straight face? Well other than Adam Sandler with a gay robot hanging up his ass like a clothes hangar in a microwave.
You caught me...im just bumping this dead horse like a cocaine covered penis pump, catch the full story at eleven.
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