Ok so with that out of the way....what was that anyways? A flashback to the phantom of the opera after he ate a bar of bathsalts and potato skins? Was it a thinly disguised freudian slip speaking about indulging in lude acts with mature women and intaking dangerous amounts of brown whiskey? The world may never know.....well of course they will since opinions are like assholes and everyone's fucking stinks since they all get shit out and go to the same place......fox news.
Ok seriously though, whats with all these fucking angle pictures I see? I know I know its not just on face book...it's been happening since man Invented the camera. Its like oh look its 1800 lets snap a shot of this elephant man with titts...and the guy turns the camer 90 degrees and you get a shot of Mia Kunis. Yeah, I thought it was bad enough back in the day when the bra was a gamble since you were hoping for cantalope but often got bean sprouts in tube socks with bologna nipples.....now? Your fucked from the inception of the idea. That hot shot on facebook of a beutiful smile and some cleavage? Its a lie, thats really covering up the five oclock shadow and gengivatus. Try it yourself, take a picture backswards and upside down and lose three hundred pounds, shave off ten years and learn the true secrets of penis enhancement.
Shits out of control, why not just post your most chud picture with some witty retorts or just post a picture of yourself naked, preferably with a checkbook and credit card maybe have some cash sticking out of your ass....that would probably attract a more loyal clientale than the bunch of skeletors henchmen your gonna get from posting up your nintey degrees of axiety shots in black and white to hide the cottage cheese and triple chins.
Hey dont look at me like that, this is like a service announcment to the uninitiated....dont get caught slippin. And dont get caught knee deep in chick with a dick land angle shots can take care of that peeker too.....didnt you ever see silence of the lambs? Shits fucked off and it's in your local nieghbor hood watch program too....so if its hairy...make sure her name aint really jerry.
This has been a public service announcment to the three people that read this blog, anglingus is a serious epidemic in our own homes and remember, It's not just wrong... it's illegal.