Dee Snider up in this bitch, panty hose and rhino shit for the masses I'm gonna wax fantastic all up in this motherfucker. Doesn't that sound like some kinda drunk shit you would say while dressing like Micheal Phelps smoking a crack rock and reading the bible? I was rockin out watching some old comedy....rockin out? Hmm rock out with your cock out? The nineties called.....fuck it whatever dicks and dildo death for all how about that one nineties?
But seriously I watched some Chapel, and Carlin....two videos...basically but I like to say "some" like I got "some" money....which you forget to tell everyone is only three dollars. Barring that though, Carlin is really the master...I think I didn't even pass go on biting off his style but I definitely tried to pick up some of it from some odd space time warp or some shit...I used to think it was all guys like Pryor and Murphy...which some of it is....most likely the live shits you never see of course that takes after them. Well since I cant pick my fro on here really...
If you knew me…youd probably shoot yourself, but that’s for a different week, I think a lot of the influence from the various comedians is more evident when you can get the whole arms waving like a drowning victim and the big eyes like samuael jackson. All while I yell you motherfuckers, die motherfucker, or something like why are all these motherfuckers breathin my motherfucking air. Yeah I watched pulp fiction at an impressionable age…before travolta was gay or jackson was a jedi. What kind of shit was that anyways? Not the travolta thing…..you know the rules on that you pick up that l ron hubbard orvile redenbacher texttile alien jesus book and its first commandment is somethinfg like though shalt suck tha cock. Im wondering why Samual jackson had to have a purple light sabre and be bald in star wars….and why he didn’t dare palppatine like double dare that motherfucker before he started getting mideval on his ass……but then you know who gets the ballgag in the end of that whole ordeal.
Well until next week everyone, im going to be cooking up some real shit for you next time, duracell juice, horse seamen, dead goldfish and all real kinda shit. And peanut butter, cant forget peanut butter….with a top hat….and some odd brain matter and pubic hair in it.......
If you knew me…youd probably shoot yourself, but that’s for a different week, I think a lot of the influence from the various comedians is more evident when you can get the whole arms waving like a drowning victim and the big eyes like samuael jackson. All while I yell you motherfuckers, die motherfucker, or something like why are all these motherfuckers breathin my motherfucking air. Yeah I watched pulp fiction at an impressionable age…before travolta was gay or jackson was a jedi. What kind of shit was that anyways? Not the travolta thing…..you know the rules on that you pick up that l ron hubbard orvile redenbacher texttile alien jesus book and its first commandment is somethinfg like though shalt suck tha cock. Im wondering why Samual jackson had to have a purple light sabre and be bald in star wars….and why he didn’t dare palppatine like double dare that motherfucker before he started getting mideval on his ass……but then you know who gets the ballgag in the end of that whole ordeal.
Well until next week everyone, im going to be cooking up some real shit for you next time, duracell juice, horse seamen, dead goldfish and all real kinda shit. And peanut butter, cant forget peanut butter….with a top hat….and some odd brain matter and pubic hair in it.......
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