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11/14/2013

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So we kind of hit on…if insensibly some subjects these last couple of weeks, if you don’t remember don’t worry I forgive you I forget too but that’s what all the acid and oxidoto gets you.  Anyways, I been just sitting here fucking around online and I was on you tube and some Katey perry shit was being pushed at me, I know who she is and all that…of course but never watched much in the way of her videos or any other performances.  I must say after watching some she has some real appeal…lol yeah that tame to say I know.   But hear me out, which if you read this you no doubt must as I have you tied up and naked by now…sock taped in mouth and all but we know you know I know I like it.
So I watched a couple of things she did, and was like wow she really is like the girl next door, yes the cleavage counts for that effect to, my girl next door had big tits when I was young too.  So it fits, and then I remember…hmmm she was so big off the I kissed a girl video/song.  I wonder how many lesbian experiences came full circle off that one?  How many ass titties and pussies got kissed based off that shit?  And I whole heartedly can tell you the bitch's involved ninety percent of the time…were no Katey Perry's, and certainly no girls next door. 

Hey that’s ok though if you got something out of it….right guys? You know you tried it at least…you got your girl to invite her friend…hotness here is def optional.   You put that song on after they hit that point of near blackout…and hope or….cross your fingers,  pray to satan tom cruz chevy chase whichever you think is going to get this ménage on.  If you succeeded I commend you tact, you sir are a person of power indeed.  Me, I would try but fail as my woman would neither get blitzed nor have any form of friend to try this experiment in  human behavior on.  I know It would be the perfect ruse of course and just one of the (many) things you never have to talk about again, but you can secretly smile about after the fact. 

Well I think that’s about all of the moral guidance I have for this lifetime….that or maybe you should go buy my book and see what it has to say about sticking a dildo in  your ass and then setting it on fire while you have a midget suck on your shaft.  No not really but it sounds like something I would do from the shit you read here.  Well the people that do read this Im sure are female….so maybe they can appreaciate my love for the opposite sex even if they have seen fit to paint me into a corner like willem de kooning and katey perry with a strap on hitting up the 8 millimeter while nick cage sets his head on fire.  Yeah, I promise to get around to you ladies….that does sound like me doesent it?  Next time lady, baby…its all you don’t worry…Im gonna jack off first..
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