ExsanguinationSignet
  • Mandatory Martyrdom
    • The Myspace Blog
    • Blood Into Blog
    • Volume One
    • Volume Two
    • Volume Three
    • Volume Four
    • Volume Five
    • Volume Five (Interrupted)
    • Volume Six
    • Volume Seven
  • Disturbation
  • Let There Be Enlightenment
  • Legal Stuff

Helladayz Cheer

12/25/2013

0 Comments

 
So here we are again.  As promised, or was it threatened?  On your favorite social media site or channel, skin tight tricky dick mask and all I have returned for your viewing diarrhea pleasure like an episode of Beavis and Butthead where the boys discover a dead body and fuck it with a meth pipe.
Oh?  Did I say this was going to be a nice one?  With shiny nosed reindeer and a jolly old fat man pervin on teenage girls at the mall who smells like cheap scotch and hot wings?  I don't recall that....since the holidays in my line of work turns out to be the worst thing you can see outside jigsaw in a zipper mask with a blow torch and a sack full of puppies.  

I mean you know me...bitch bitch bitch....and then belly ache some more about some fundamental fucking human trauma that is just another break down brought on by our own narcifuckingsistic cystic fibrosis society.  You wanted big?  You got it, you wanted it now?  You got it.  You wanted the truth?
Well you cant handle the mother-fuck-ing truth.  Why do I say that?  Why am I asking so damn many questions?  Why am I saying fuck so much.....

well people I think you need to know that all of this is just the evolution you were wanting back in the eighties, only everything is scaled down and desensitized now like you shot the cocaine directly into the veins of your dick.  This is what happens when the media and big companies figure out what the fuck we want before we want it....and they deliver. 

Like Satan Clause they bring it down like penis pump full of razor blades in a suit case you found in the back room at Mattlock's apartment.  Oh and Happy holidays, since saying Merry Fucking Christmas is probably not very widely accepted unless your Italian or one of George Carlin's relatives...

I thought I would give this gift to you...this year only, kind of like how your dog gives all the neighbors the gift of his steamy dog shit all over their yards when the grass gets tall so they step in it and have that weird brown yellow dandelion looking color shit all over the bottom of their shoes.

Wit that one I am out, try to enjoy the day, night, weekend folks.  Don't choke the women or men you pay tonight, don't smoke crack and get arrested and if your gonna do a porno at least leave the Santa hat out of it...your kids will forgive you one day...
0 Comments

Your comment will be posted after it is approved.


Leave a Reply.

    About The Author

    Your Saint For Suicide as seen on Blood Into Blog.

    Categories

    All
    Post By Your Saint For Suicide

    Archives

    January 2014
    December 2013
    November 2013
    October 2013
    September 2013
    August 2013
    July 2013
    June 2013
    May 2013
    April 2013
    March 2013
    February 2013
    January 2013

    RSS Feed

Powered by Create your own unique website with customizable templates.