Is it just me...or does a lot of this shit lately seem to be trying to be......some rythming bullshit? The better left in the dumpster where the alphabet aborted it kind of shit? I mean I know when I finish it's like a Mortal Kombat fatality, skull's and crossbones everywhere. I also know this shit's spinning a web and you cant escape, like a spider with a machine gun, never fear mortality is here. See....it rythmed...I guess that's my new illiterary phase ....it's not shotgun suicide bologna and cauliflower ear blow jobs anymore its Chris Farley and John candy reading Shakespeare now.
But.....
I.....
Digress....
Yeah now Shatners here fiddlin on the roof with a strang banjo and some bath salts. Getting beamed up to Scottie.....but Scotties secretly Satan and wants to steal Kirks soul, but then....Mr. Spock appears with the dilithium crystals reverse morphed into a phaser set to kill, and reveals that Kirk has no soul because he is a Scientologist.
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Thanks Eddie Murphy for that one, even if you are gay.-
So im gonna leave you for another......year or three high as an islam fundamentalist snortin nitro glicerine at his cousins gas station.
Ladies and gentlemen...Elvis has left the building.
I.....
Digress....
Yeah now Shatners here fiddlin on the roof with a strang banjo and some bath salts. Getting beamed up to Scottie.....but Scotties secretly Satan and wants to steal Kirks soul, but then....Mr. Spock appears with the dilithium crystals reverse morphed into a phaser set to kill, and reveals that Kirk has no soul because he is a Scientologist.
-
Thanks Eddie Murphy for that one, even if you are gay.-
So im gonna leave you for another......year or three high as an islam fundamentalist snortin nitro glicerine at his cousins gas station.
Ladies and gentlemen...Elvis has left the building.
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