I remember it tasted like pepsi....back when I liked pepsi....now pepsi taste like dirty socks after you took em off a sweaty set of moose balls. But I digress....everything was better when it had sugar in it...im sure I said this before so moving on. Bring back the jolt with sugar...rebel ffs. They get retro moutain dew, which used to kick ass, kinda...meh now. Then retro pepsi, which I can drink its alright kinda dirty socks sans bullwinkle balls. Just another thing the nineties killed, like jfk and the idea of being happy.
Someone, hit me up if you find some real retro Jolt. Vintage...erm...1985. I will drink a can of that shit, maybe throw some bourbon in it for that super steel erection effect. Like phantom spaceman with a chuck norris beard and clint eastwood gun.