Bad Apple

So you got sold on the sounds of the jungle app....no more cassettes for your thrifty america, least not in this viewing pleasure.  Ah, but what they didnt sell with it is the sound of Lemmings jumping of of buildings. 

Yes, Chinese Lemmings no less. Fed a bad apple by the good guy corporation and the lords of the cock rings over at Apple.  This was supposed to be a nice well executed expose piece...but the evidence has since been flushed down the toilet by the same Fiends mentioned above with their diabetic coma called Ios 6.....so in that vien we shall move on since this subject is about fifty years old now, but print isnt the internet now is it?  And if I shit on Bill Cosby will he call it jello pudding?  Thats another debate for your dollar right there...maybe a kung fu action grip R Kelly cameo in the somewhere too.
So its back to leisure time and Im gonna put my dick on your back like a production company, or maybe black an eye or two...cause that shit hits like Hollifield full of heroin and beef burritos, and with all this mindless random debauchery....why no JL Rawlings rips or rants? Fifty shades of grey for those like me that are grossly uninformed...sometimes thankfully.  No rants rape or raves because bitch's aint shit is on the radio and she couldnt get laid if the world had aids and her pussy was the only cure.  So in short....she never even made a blip on my radar.  Thats right hoe take your coagulated c spot and handcuffs back to the hermaphrodite store...noone's buying your limp dick lipstick recipe over here.
Thought for the day.....You gotta be out of your mind ever so often to meet reality again, that or touch a (your) twat in sunday school.