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You know when things are good, or semi miserable if you are me...that being like most peoples reaction to dropping like twenty nine hits of ecstasy.  Yeah as I was saying before I rudely interrupted myself....when things are good you know anything can FUCK the mood.  Its like having a hard on and then noticing your woman has a black tooth grin in that vertical smile.  Kind of kills the ooo and ah of the situation.  Welcome to a day in my life.

So whats going on Im sure your not wondering?  Well I start to drive into work....part of my seven day a week of work retardation, and see my vehicle is overheating....I promptly turn around slow down and limp home.  I deduce the issue must be a thermostat based on past experience, I have been with this vehicle as long as with son's mom....so yeah I kinda know it, or as many men find out much to their chargin....I dont know it at all.  But unlike them I dont say its ok when the hooker has a penis.  Anyways, I fix that issue, get the overheating under control.....then I go to change the oil.....what am I greeted with?  Oh it looks like the shit from two girls one cup and its belching out of my oil pan....FUCK.  Now I know condensation can happen, but I also know smoke and bad idle, water in oil.....blow head gasket....cracked head, gun in mouth.  Yeah I should be addressing my trucks dire need for some head work soon,  even as said son's mom wont address mine and things were going so well....for the past three or four years on all fronts.    But shit happens and your engine block can become a toilet too if you dont pay attention...isnt that like when you ignore your wife too long?  She makes movies with another girl and a jug of sun tea with a bowl of....soft serve......ice cream.  
Yeah thats about it people, there will of course be a sequel or twelve as with everyone I'm just stealing shit you never bothered to read from back in 1995 and sticking it up a racoons ass then spreading the rabies on here.