Well I was behind because I got to finally do something I been wanting to do for twenty some years....No not a new designer drug...no threesomes...not even an alien chick like Captain Kirk. Naw, but still one for the bucket list.
Yeah so what of it. You saying oh shit but he is. He got to be the most all over the place white black Indian creek indiglo gurl hurl shovel wielding motherfucker with a Freddie Kruger hat I ever met. Right? No. You just said....but aren't you? And smiled?
Yeah. You know I'm like a butt plug covered in hot sauce, and you really need to shit. I'm an enema filled with pee and you don’t even listen to r Kelly. I'm a joint that’s got dog shit in it and your names not Chong.
I guess I should be in some serious vent this time...since I said that's it...this is the end. Fuck it. You don't I'm done...I'm gonna go out and just do this like my name was famous and I don't have to write shit unless I feel like it...but then I think....don't I do that shit anyways? Do I do this for myself?
So I lost my key for Microsoft office. I did only pay 9.99 for the full good shit of course...but how I could forget to save that shit? I guess what they say about old age is true....that and the fact that when your old you get ugly too. Hey don't tell me that shit about staying young...you pussy dry and dick soft so grab the gin and blue pills and stop telling me shit I already know folks.
I know I bag on the webs...and say hey free pron. I did it recently? Probably. A lot fuck it. But Ima be kinda serious here....and say that porn? The folks in it? Yeah...how thotish is that shit. I mean I read...yeah more reading...you get like five hundred for a scene...and that shits gonna be out there forever...right? Yeah well worth ruining a childs future lol. Not even a weeks pay.
You know...I start off with a lot of shit and turn it into gold....I try not to be the poetic Goku...I prefer Vegita! Yes say that again with that cell like expression on your mug.....or just keep it real and lay there like a fucking slug.
You ever think you read too much shit on the inter webs? That you fall off cause that shit. Like it says you got a guilty conscious and should confess you touched yo dick to porn or you cheated when you didn't but it makes you feel like you just ate a lido-cane lollipop covered in ants? Yeah......
So I said it...went to bed and wet it..but here it is back. Like the bogey man with his porch light on and a bucket of candy tied to a shot gun hidden in the bushes...we have lift off....blue pills for all and hell get yourself a whiskey too...you earned it this time!