So I lost my key for Microsoft office. I did only pay 9.99 for the full good shit of course...but how I could forget to save that shit? I guess what they say about old age is true....that and the fact that when your old you get ugly too. Hey don't tell me that shit about staying young...you pussy dry and dick soft so grab the gin and blue pills and stop telling me shit I already know folks.
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The Big Deflate
I know I bag on the webs...and say hey free pron. I did it recently? Probably. A lot fuck it. But Ima be kinda serious here....and say that porn? The folks in it? Yeah...how thotish is that shit. I mean I read...yeah more reading...you get like five hundred for a scene...and that shits gonna be out there forever...right? Yeah well worth ruining a childs future lol. Not even a weeks pay.
It is what it isn't
You know...I start off with a lot of shit and turn it into gold....I try not to be the poetic Goku...I prefer Vegita! Yes say that again with that cell like expression on your mug.....or just keep it real and lay there like a fucking slug.
Brez dez jeez peas
You ever think you read too much shit on the inter webs? That you fall off cause that shit. Like it says you got a guilty conscious and should confess you touched yo dick to porn or you cheated when you didn't but it makes you feel like you just ate a lido-cane lollipop covered in ants? Yeah......
We Have Lift Off
So I said it...went to bed and wet it..but here it is back. Like the bogey man with his porch light on and a bucket of candy tied to a shot gun hidden in the bushes...we have lift off....blue pills for all and hell get yourself a whiskey too...you earned it this time!
Your Saint as seen on the sidewalk at the Mata station.