So I said it...went to bed and wet it..but here it is back. Like the bogey man with his porch light on and a bucket of candy tied to a shot gun hidden in the bushes...we have lift off....blue pills for all and hell get yourself a whiskey too...you earned it this time!
Absence of pills and abstinence maybe some asbestos and broken glass...that's ass lotion for some of you...or maybe like a facial...I mean we did have lift off...didn't say what I was lifting *goal seventy pound barbell with my dick* but...I'm glad to say I bought another get out of jail free card for this take on contemporary america and bad grammar we call a blog...we...me?
Either way.
I guess I can be the we...since all single moms are dads...but when a single dad becomes a mom...you have to applaud...looking at you Bruc....Katelyn....whichever...well not really like looking...since it just looks like someone grandpa in a wig with some bad titt pads..but i digress.
And...yes there will be liberal use of the word and here again. I'm here to use what I don't know since everyone in the world has drank the water *i warned you* and now fallen into the stagnant state of decay that is life and misery but without realizations...the age of the offended. Well children I'm here to say what you don't dare think. Even if the English is bad just say I'm a refugee with a bad attitude and a small penis....both lies but they sound good eh?
Also Welcome back anyone that remembers this. Hiatus over...time to burn some bridges like a slumber party at Bree Olsons house up in this bitch again!
Either way.
I guess I can be the we...since all single moms are dads...but when a single dad becomes a mom...you have to applaud...looking at you Bruc....Katelyn....whichever...well not really like looking...since it just looks like someone grandpa in a wig with some bad titt pads..but i digress.
And...yes there will be liberal use of the word and here again. I'm here to use what I don't know since everyone in the world has drank the water *i warned you* and now fallen into the stagnant state of decay that is life and misery but without realizations...the age of the offended. Well children I'm here to say what you don't dare think. Even if the English is bad just say I'm a refugee with a bad attitude and a small penis....both lies but they sound good eh?
Also Welcome back anyone that remembers this. Hiatus over...time to burn some bridges like a slumber party at Bree Olsons house up in this bitch again!
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