Yeah. You know I'm like a butt plug covered in hot sauce, and you really need to shit. I'm an enema filled with pee and you don’t even listen to r Kelly. I'm a joint that’s got dog shit in it and your names not Chong.
So give it up for me, and the allocations to my dong…better known to most of you ladies as DICK KONG. Wait…no…that’s wrong….none of you know, the stroke, poke and wait till I'm mad at him and joke…that hook that got the ladies shook like coke….a seizure of power and the aphrodisiac past the midnight hour that ends in a golden shower. Houston…we have lift off.
Thought id indulge ya since this is it for the time being…and seeing as how I know again..once again…as the wife would say…to make a long story short….I'm up in this bitch like a dick in your guts, and your ass full of toilet paper cuts. Just to let you know.
Wait…break it down like Bill…Will…Shatner….
Just…..to let….you….know….sudden head motion*
Bam and damn I had a lot to come, and it taste silky and smooth. But you cant try it unless I put it up on eBay and get sued diffused and put in the pen to get accused smashed and bashes like a bologna sandwich at the holiday in when there's a Scoobie Doo marathon on.
Ok so Ima sign off out and down, like your girlfriends dirty panties on some random guys head…but you ain't say shit since he looks like gorilla monsoon and talks like cookie monster.
Take it easy well and don’t worry kids….this guy here? He’s already gone to hell.
Thought id indulge ya since this is it for the time being…and seeing as how I know again..once again…as the wife would say…to make a long story short….I'm up in this bitch like a dick in your guts, and your ass full of toilet paper cuts. Just to let you know.
Wait…break it down like Bill…Will…Shatner….
Just…..to let….you….know….sudden head motion*
Bam and damn I had a lot to come, and it taste silky and smooth. But you cant try it unless I put it up on eBay and get sued diffused and put in the pen to get accused smashed and bashes like a bologna sandwich at the holiday in when there's a Scoobie Doo marathon on.
Ok so Ima sign off out and down, like your girlfriends dirty panties on some random guys head…but you ain't say shit since he looks like gorilla monsoon and talks like cookie monster.
Take it easy well and don’t worry kids….this guy here? He’s already gone to hell.
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