Sick? Tired? Coughing? Well take this purple pill...blue pill....erm...yellow? Blue green? Shit just take the pill already. I mean it's not gonna inoculate you to anything except life, happiness, success....
Ladies and gentlemen....I'm back up in the building like a black eye after your girls birthday night out at the bar. I guess I could wreak shit and talk about vaccines, elections....lost erections...erm connections. But na, we take a time out like kindergarten and you expect more than dick jokes and planet of the apes mask? For shame.
Call me Marky last name Mark cause this is pee wee's playhouse when they ran a train on the chair and Jombi stuck a two liter in the mail mans ass. Welcome to the show, I will be your abductor tonight. Shit. I mean conductor...like...electricity....ethnicity....idiosyncrasy. Guess I'm just hype cause I'm tired and the worlds now is what they always claimed I was....insane.
Good looking out world, crazy af, reckless as fuck, lost. Them bible verses don't seem so outlandish do they now huh folks? Guess you shoulda read the writing on the wall....no not the for a good time call *Your Name Here* The other more figurative writing.
Wait.
Shit I am so sorry, I am such an insensitive asshole....i forgot most of the people that come here are illiterate like me! See we all suffer together! I just get these sentences from the newspaper and paste em up here. I mean I try to make it look good like that hooker you found on Craigslist that had more filters on her than a pack of Newport's.
And with that exit stage left, I'm leaving the building....not by choice of course...more like an order of protection/restraining order type thing....
Call me Marky last name Mark cause this is pee wee's playhouse when they ran a train on the chair and Jombi stuck a two liter in the mail mans ass. Welcome to the show, I will be your abductor tonight. Shit. I mean conductor...like...electricity....ethnicity....idiosyncrasy. Guess I'm just hype cause I'm tired and the worlds now is what they always claimed I was....insane.
Good looking out world, crazy af, reckless as fuck, lost. Them bible verses don't seem so outlandish do they now huh folks? Guess you shoulda read the writing on the wall....no not the for a good time call *Your Name Here* The other more figurative writing.
Wait.
Shit I am so sorry, I am such an insensitive asshole....i forgot most of the people that come here are illiterate like me! See we all suffer together! I just get these sentences from the newspaper and paste em up here. I mean I try to make it look good like that hooker you found on Craigslist that had more filters on her than a pack of Newport's.
And with that exit stage left, I'm leaving the building....not by choice of course...more like an order of protection/restraining order type thing....
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