Man its cold out here ain't it? Not dating myself there am I? I mean...masturbation technically isn't dating is it? If that was the case then you would be cheating when the wife is out of the town.........I mean...to a lesser degree than when she goes in the other room and the baby sitter comes in...but I digress.
So you ever have your girl talk about tasting something...and you at the same time are talking about he fear of tasting something else? Need a translation? Ok so she eats that dick up but never wants to get the cream filling...I'm like....so you taste through your....vagina? She must be one of the X-men....that's it.
Then she said something taste waxy and I'm like.....so she sucking on candles now? Freak freak....well maybe....if they aren't lit I don't think it would be that bad would it? I mean I do know a guy that had some "candles" in his bedroom window....but to me? Them thangs looked like someone would be sitting on them....I don't wanna light a candle and get pink eye for fucks sake!
Now don't go back and tell your friends I got all ratchet and talked about candle dildos and Twinkie dicks.....cause I didn't....well maybe but who's gonna believe you? Everyone knows your an alcoholic by now and that you have some kind of mental disorder if you get caught on this site....its damn near gonna get you put on a list faster than a maga hat or being friends with Jeffrey Epstein on Facebook.
And with that ladies and gentlemen *term used loosely* This has been three more minutes of your life you can never get back. Thank you and please cum again.
Then she said something taste waxy and I'm like.....so she sucking on candles now? Freak freak....well maybe....if they aren't lit I don't think it would be that bad would it? I mean I do know a guy that had some "candles" in his bedroom window....but to me? Them thangs looked like someone would be sitting on them....I don't wanna light a candle and get pink eye for fucks sake!
Now don't go back and tell your friends I got all ratchet and talked about candle dildos and Twinkie dicks.....cause I didn't....well maybe but who's gonna believe you? Everyone knows your an alcoholic by now and that you have some kind of mental disorder if you get caught on this site....its damn near gonna get you put on a list faster than a maga hat or being friends with Jeffrey Epstein on Facebook.
And with that ladies and gentlemen *term used loosely* This has been three more minutes of your life you can never get back. Thank you and please cum again.
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