Then she said something taste waxy and I'm like.....so she sucking on candles now? Freak freak....well maybe....if they aren't lit I don't think it would be that bad would it? I mean I do know a guy that had some "candles" in his bedroom window....but to me? Them thangs looked like someone would be sitting on them....I don't wanna light a candle and get pink eye for fucks sake!
Now don't go back and tell your friends I got all ratchet and talked about candle dildos and Twinkie dicks.....cause I didn't....well maybe but who's gonna believe you? Everyone knows your an alcoholic by now and that you have some kind of mental disorder if you get caught on this site....its damn near gonna get you put on a list faster than a maga hat or being friends with Jeffrey Epstein on Facebook.
And with that ladies and gentlemen *term used loosely* This has been three more minutes of your life you can never get back. Thank you and please cum again.