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Two Drink Men

4/24/2020

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So we here again...two thick drinks in...Jim Beam and coke this time...Evan Williams just wasn't gonna cut it.  Not unlike finding yourself in a room with two women and getting capped by one then the other and find yourself in a "tight" spot.  I would digress..but I can't....don't ask I can't elaborate.
Cause you know man or woman that shit would turn the screw you need.....if anyone gets that reference...leave a comment.  Like not needed...no hashtag bullshit....just observation and fandom thing.  So we stay in this quarantine, yet we were so distant texting from upstairs...not talking...not being together.....but somehow we are together more now?  How the fuck you figure?

I mean, I miss the bar...I miss the chance for more situational innuendo and disconnects with the new generation.  Guess I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place, the one before me are old AF and biter and the ones after are mediocre quitters with no prizes for effort....guess that's life.  

I see why old folks hate the world now.....and you said my generation would doom us all!  Well OK so we did with our offspring...but hey it wasn't technically "US".  Shit we tried...I mean come on?  Can i get a trophy for effort?

NO?

Well OK...fuck you too.  

See. We learned it from you.  Thanks Dad.  I bet if you had let me borrow the car I woulda had a child sooner and saved em from this Z generation....no matter how good they get...the world will still be shit...like shit on the seat you didn't see kinda shit.  And you get up and you have a brown ring on it...and you know it wasn't yours, and if your gen z you know it wasn't cause....you sat down to pee....

Ok OK. About to lay it down like two chicks in a cheap hotel with a bottle of top shelf and tank of gas on the table.  

Get better America or die trying.  Riches come and go so expand your mind and fuck your feelings, the future is soon.
2 Comments
Rodricus
4/25/2020 07:03:22 am

"So as a man thinketh.." It'll all balance its way out in the end.

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Hmmm, Just some Random Vape Guy.
4/27/2020 11:24:46 am

Lol, your rants just get better and better.

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